Sorry Bletch. I’ll leave the official online greet to you.
I’ve purposefully kept my greetings brief and factual, as not to step on the butler’s toes.
What if a SWF poster signs up here and we (gulp)… can’t text him…?
Are we doomed to paranoia and twenty questions for potential undercover trolls?
Or or are we counting on the environment being just too damn pleasant for them to survive for long… 
Seriously, don’t sweat it. The worst that happens is that someone posts a load of stuff which gets us in serious trouble, or participates in an effort to damage the site. I’ll stand for neither long-term. We might have to deal with short-term shit, but I’m not going to let fear of a few spoilers arriving fuck up a warm Sotonians welcome, and neither should you.
If someone joins up and gets the warm welcome you all get, and decides to be a dickhead anyway, then they’ve earned that dickhead status.
I’m going to defer to something that Bill Hicks said. We got a choice. We either live our lives in fear or love. New people are something we should love, not fear.
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Has he had a the day off today? Or was he your chauffeur?
Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking
Has he had a the day off today? Or was he your chauffeur?
Day off. I drove myself. My commitment to Sotonians on this momentous day meant I had to employ a three stop strategy.
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Thank you very much pap and friends for the warm welcome.
Will behave regarding emoticoms 
promise 
Sorry Ohio Saint…I am all Dubai Phils plaything…idolised him since I was a lit
tle boy and he appeared at my Primary school
with the other fellow help the aged…for xmas lunch and sat me on his knee 
Hope the tyre change went smoothly.
I’m in The Dolphin later if you and/or The Boy Goat are in the manor.
If sir adequately defines later, that may be a possibiility.
After 10. I’m sober driver tonight.
Interesting coincidence. Earlier this week I let my FB audience know I was getting annoyed about something and that there was gonna be “no more Mr nice guy”
In fact I stuck a movie quote up - “Release The Kraken”
And it looks like TSW has…
I’d like to welcome him aboard but I’d just get all buttled.
Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking
Has he had a the day off today? Or was he your chauffeur?
Day off. I drove myself. My commitment to Sotonians on this momentous day meant I had to employ a three stop strategy.
Hope the tyre change went smoothly.
I’m in The Dolphin later if you and/or The Boy Goat are in the manor.
Mrs G’s b’day today so quiet night in for me
Aye, sorry Let’s Be Drinking. Some relatives turned up at my mum’s house. Seemed rude to do the offs.
I don’t want to tread on the butler’s ample toes, but I still would like to welcome my old friend SO5 4BW to this site. I told him he should register and he has. He’s my bitch, it’s as simple as that.
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Well having met a lot of you at the South Western you seem like nice people. And Turkish isn’t on here - which is a major plus.
But most of all Fowllyd threatened to talk at me if I didn’t sign up - and you know what the Welsh are like…
I still want the butler service though
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Originally posted by @SO5-4BW
I still want the butler service though
Hope you don’t have to wait as long as I’ve had to, SO5 4BW!
Looks like Bletch is gonna be busy next week - that’ll teach him for taking the w/e off.
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Ahh this is where I get my welcome. Can’t wait!
Just don’t expect to be given the best room. Pap already has it, and it’s full of promiscuous farmyard animals .
I’ll leave the proper welcome to our butler, who should be along in a moment…Sometimes a wank can take a long time for him though, since his operation and all.
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Good skills, Fowllyd. Welcome to SO5 4BW too. I have procured many Sotonians using similar tactics, but I wouldn’t dare call any of them “my bitch”.
They’ve all gotten quite assertive and wily over the years, and are quite challenging enough as it is. I had to concoct a volatile mix of guilt and feigned ho-hum to get intiniki on-board, for example.
Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil
In fact I stuck a movie quote up - “Release The Kraken”
Rum is my drinking deal. The Kraken is a decent spiced rum. The three words you have quoted there are the only acceptable way of ordering it, imo.