Well if truth be told I’m actually looking forward to the onset of senility…it’s not nice for the ousider but once you personally get through the paranoia stage you just don’t give a fuck.
Handy phrases;
Toilet…toilet!
Too late!
Wash me!
Wipe me!
Food NOW!
That’s about it for old age…all you need to know 
Quite seriously, the prospect of getting older is both simultaneously depressing and exciting. I’m going to see a lot of stuff in the next few decades, death mostly, that I’m not looking forward to. However, I look at the respect that the grandad gets as a consequence of being the head of the family, and it looks like a pretty sweet deal.
Went out for a drive with the missus today, and got a little bit emosh when seeing a young family crossing the road. “That used to be us!”, I said. “Those days are gone!”.
Don’t want them immediately, but looking forward to the grand-kids too.
Nothing to worry about…as long as you don’t make a life of looking back…“regret” should be wiped from the dictionary as you get older. Live in the present…you’ll have a fantastic time
Old Ottery?? Please let it be the former SWF legend.
To be honest, I wouldn’t want to welcome any new guests too welcomey until they have proven their worth. We have an infiltration situation at the moment from a bunch of kids.
This one would be no kid, I assure you. Left the Other Place a couple of years ago, after suffering at the hands of the usual suspects.
Yes…A great hiding place for a troll!! 
I’m sure he’s legit. My post was simply a heads upo that we are under attack is all. 
I have sent a text to Ottery
Helloooooo boyz and girlz 
Tiz me from over there where i do still loiter from time to time 
But most of my buddies who visited me at the special ward at that special place were on here.
Hope I am I am able to be retained on here on my day releases
Thank you very much
Hi Ottery, Have you changed your phone number?
Ottery. I seem to be the sceptic here, please bend over and think of Saints while I do the test to see if it is the real you. I promise that I have very small fingers.
True story, my doc gave a fairly similar speech during my first rectal examination. 
Greetings you mad old tosspot. 
Hope you have still been attending the home matches since we lost track of you.
Oh.
My.
God.
Finally!
I cannot believe we’re getting the band back together.
We’re just a couple short of a full load (not that Bear or Tokes ever have that problem of course). My word, at this rate we’re gonna have to nominate the papster to have his head cut off with a sword by HRH Lizzie the second.
Welcome aboard Otters. (Please don’t beat me up Mr Butler for jumping the gun)
Oh and I think we should also take one moment to pause and decide whether we actually REALLY want to have some extra 
thingeys added to the collection…
I don’t for one minute think this is Ottery.
LOLS. Scratch that. It’s him! You’ve been sorely missed Otts!
Originally posted by @Goatboy
I don’t for one minute think this is Ottery.
Quick, Try & catch him out with the Cider, Tipton St John, Sidmouth or Seaton question
Originally posted by @Goatboy
I don’t for one minute think this is Ottery.
Well Jebus!! Don’t we look all stupid and dumb!! Them thar trolls over at the other site must be laughing that socks of at me sat here polishing my eatin’ tooth!
edit! Otts just text me!
Originally posted by @Goatboy
edit! Otts just text me!
Hooray. I was gutted when ottery did the offs from TSW, and felt a bit guilty for moaning about the people who were moaning about GS and Bazza, as he was one of them.
Welcome _home, _ottery.
Best sort those emoticons out pap.
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Best sort those emoticons out pap.
I’m on the phone with our Far East distributors now. Should have heard them on the phone. “Too much demand. Never be able to meet ottery’s order”. Excuses, basically.
I put my foot down. They’ve agreed to air freight them at cost. We’ll have them within the week.