When you have a penis this long, then you can dictate to me where you play your football.
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I’m just loving the way all the scouse media are playing this.
It’s as if the tapping-up, public appology and official withdrawal of interest never happened. It’s as if the suspended sentence doesn’t exist.
They’re still rolling out the ex-players who to a man, ignore the facts of the matter and seem to think it’s just a matter of time before we cave-in and come begging them to take him off our hands.
22 days and counting. 
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His agent isnt being very clever. VVD is now boxed into a corner and if the Board stand firm, he is screwed, I dont think he will fire his agent and I’m sure the agent has thick enough skin to take the flak if VVD ends up having to back down, but it is VVD who will have to take the shit and not the agent. Nice work if you can get it.
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You have the VVD and his agent way of doing things… where greed/speed seem to fuck with the brain… and teh more appropriate sensible way which should have been…
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VVD to Les 'I think I am ready forCL football and woudl like to consider a move to a CL club@
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Les: OK understand, club will be happy to let some one buy out the contract in excess of xxmil from May 2018 - we will then give you the loayty bonus pro rata and will be agreat way to show what you can do - fans will support you as we will make sure its known that we agreed all this upfront and you acn relax and play knowing all is in hand.
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VVD. sounds great, thanks, appreciated. Cant wait for a good season and do all I can to help the club this year. been a great experience and want to thank the club for helping me develop as a playeran giving me the opportunity to play in the prem… … and looking after me when injured.
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Les. Great stuff and thanks for being so professional about it. really appreciate your maturity and attitude… why we made you captain!
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No worries, a pleasure.
… if only…
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…then you factor in Mr. Avarice (the agent) who presses all the stereotypical panic buttons and you get the current situation.
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Agent talking to himself -
So if my player is settled, I’m getting bugger all. 
But if I can manipulate a move, even if that move kills his career or makes him look like a lying greedy bastard, I make a frigging fortune!..sweet. 
Football agents - still preying on the thick and the greedy.
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Plenty of those in the footballers gene pool sadly.
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Meanwhile, over in nerdville…
Seems our krew spotted something in that behind the scenes video of Lemina joining us.
It was someone coming OUT of Les’s office.
One Damien Commoli…
And for those of you like me that aren’t football geeks apparently he is the ex Player Recruitment geezer from??
yep the bin dippers.
While there could be many good reasons and many speculations about that, our reaction was more How the hell would you notice that?" and “ffs get a life”
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Damien was moved on by the scouse crew…not very good.
Representing Super Mario?..which in my book makes very good 
Slightly worrying point 
he heard we were a Goalie light and stated he was representing a GK called Tommy Forepost…previously at Chelmsford reserves…would Sir Les be interested 
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Agreed.
Fans – players like Virgil just think we’re shit on their shoe. They don’t care, they just get new shoes and throw the shitty ones away.
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But if the fans are the shit, and the player is the player, then what in this metaphor does the shoe represent? What are they throwing away along with the shit? I’m confused…
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The shoe is the club, man, the shoe is the club.
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Can the socks be worn again?
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Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Are they slip on or laced shoes? Or doesn’t that matter?
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Ah, the socks. The socks in this metaphor would be… I’m not sure… something inside the ‘shoe’ (club) but outside the ‘player’ (player), and that doesn’t come into contact with the ‘shit’ (fans), but is left exposed when the ‘shoe’ (club) is discarded… so I guess Les Reed is the one sock and Ralph the other?
Am I getting it now?
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I don’t want to speak for BillyShite but I think they use metaphorical velcro.
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And if there’s a hole in one of the socks?
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Depends if it’s an actual hole or an existential one…then again are all holes existential?
Discuss.
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That’d be an allegory for your metaphorical worm hole leading back to the start of the whole saga when VVD went down the other trouser leg of time and is in the starting line up on Saturday and we do the treble.
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Granty shots & scores!
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