if we net 60 m happy days. But that has to be after Celtics cut.
i would be willing to accept 55 if VVD has to cover his own agents share
I would be spelling it out to the big Dutch numpty.
Transfer request. That’s just cost you £7million bonus Virgil.
You could be on around £150K per week? Yes, that’s great Virgil.
So if we keep you for another year that’s going to cost you another £3.5million Virgil.
Still want to moan about your 2 weeks wages fine Virgil?
Dear Virgil, Something that might have escaped your attention. If you had to give up football tomorrow due to injury that would give you around another 50 years to take up a new career and earn money to keep you and yours in reasonable comfort.
That is of course, if you haven’t already spent the considerable amount of money paid to you by Southampton Football Club, whilst you made a full and complete recovery from your recent injury.
Southampton Football Club would also like you to know they feel insulted by a team captain, who whilst being nursed back to full-fitness saw fit to suripticiously enter into talks with another club’s officials contrary to Premier League Regulations.
I’m looking forward to reading the club’s response. I am guessing it will be more measured and conciliatory.
With the underlying tone being “fuck with us at your peril” which really means “as much as we’d like to fuck your career we’d like the money £70m will do nicely, but we’ll deduct all of your medical costs as you had no intention of playing for us again, and anyway you haven’t played a proper game since Jan, so you may well be proper crooked ha! ha! ha! Ha…!”
He can go fuck himself.
I will NOT demand that Saints FC hold VVD to his contract.
I’m sorry, but one thing I won’t be is “two faced”.
Reluctantly, at the end of last season I came to join the anti - Puel consensus and demanded that the club fire him. He had a contract, I demanded we broke that.
Yes I know Puel received generous compensation for that breach, and we as a club can choose to receive adequate compensation for the dutch morons’ actions.
What happens next is entirely down to the club, my opinion is that I will support whatever they decide to do, simply because through this whole sorry mess, they have performed with great professionalism and dignity and have earned my repsect.
Fuck being even handed. We should castigate the mother fucker. Ruin his World Cup chances. Hobble him like in that film Misery. Shoot his knees caps off. Make him train in Paulsgrove.
Totally agree.
We need to set our price for him and that is it. Just not going to use the “honour a contract” line.
#nexttimemakeitcountvardy
And the vindictive option is?
You can’t make him train in Paulsgrove mate, that’s going too far…
Well cards publicly on the table for poor old Vigil and still no offers for his services.
He’s also shown himself as underhand and disloyal and " incredibly ambitious" (which he seems to be using as a reason for the first two attributes). Not just ambitious… incredibly. This is obviously very bad news for LFC as it sounds like he has his sights set a lot higher.
As the clock ticks away and the season starts the sweat beings to trickle down the back of his neck…that “very short career as a football player” getting shorter by the day.
Personally I’m loving this. 
Bloody hell. That was quick work Les!
#replacement
This whole sordid affair reminds me of the local fable of Richard Cranium, Phil McCrackin and Seymour Butts.
One’s crime was he was a Virgil, the other he wore Van(s) and the last got his finger stuck in a Dyke.
The rest, as they say in the classics, is no one heard from them again as it was believed their heads never got out of their assholes.
He played poker, the club stood firm, he blinked first.
His agent is clearly a twat of the highest order and between them they finally realised they’d paddled up a shitty creek without a fucking canoe.
Now he’s been forced to drop the Mr Nice Guy act, we can get down to the business of making a huge profit, reinvesting and moving forward.
Good work. Reckon we might need some divine intervention in defense - I would also take the thing to see a rabbi and an Iman just to cover all bases, then stuff the thing into the wailing wall.
Has there ever been a quicker Zero to Hero since Frannie banjaxxed Fash.
The wailing wall… cidajfu?
Fixed it for you.