Old news. Ezekiel wrote all about them, and Blumrich even drafted out technical drawings of the aliensâ visit.
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I guess they told you that over a beer while waiting for LITSL?
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Have you never even read Von Daniken? FFS. 
Is it on Netflix?
So, Phil Andery is also Phil Istine? 
Are you speaking Polish?
Strange goings on North Baddesley way.
These granite standing stones appeared in a field some time over the last 36 hours. How did they get there? My theory is they have slipped through a time vortex into our present space/time continuum. It chilled me to the bone I can tell you.
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Fear not. The Baddesley Barnstormers are putting on a really shit version of âStonehenge: The Musicalâ this panto season.
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Are they still going? I thought they were still banged up in chokey after the unfortunate Fanny Hands Lane incident (real place, look it up).
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Ffs - you of all people 
I used to play piano for them when I was a kid. There was plenty of scandal back then, trust me 
a hotbed of illicit activity.
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Hence the Fanny Hand Lane queryâŚ.
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You seem to speak with some authority on the matter. You arenât my uncle, are you? 
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Well, I have the tell-tale 6 fingersâŚ.you work it out 
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18 inches tall, apparently. In danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
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Thatâs all very well but we were talking about a time vortex and marital infidelity/incest. Your lack of perspective of this significant incident distresses all who seek the truth. 
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