:tories: Tories in trouble?

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A few people seem to be waking up to the fact that the PM misled voters and that his Chancellor is starting to look a little bit clueless.

Add in a dash of potential corruption over privatising healthcare, a few attacks on the poor and the weak, and this government is starting to look both cheap and nasty.

We’ll never know but I wonder if DAVID Milliband might have been regarded as a viable alternative by now.

From a marketing point of view Cameron needs a war - and soon.

#belgrano

Originally posted by @pap

Zero hours contracts on the rise.

I wonder what the sea change was in 2013 that led to the jump

Something doesn’t stack up - there are over a million agency worker in the UK and have been for many many years. These workers have always been on zero hours contracts, so it doesn’t make sense that according to this graph “only” 200k were on zero hours prior to 2011

David Miliband is a lazy fucking prick that did the offs as soon as he lost the election to Ed.

One volunteer who campaigned in South Shields, but who wants to remain anonymous, told me:

“As I knocked on doors, it was depressing to hear former Labour voters saying they’d stay at home or vote for a protest party because David “did nothing for South Shields, I never saw him”. **** We were told that the voter contact rate had been just 0.2% before the by-election – and the 100 people this equates to had been transferred into the constituency following boundary changes.”

By election day – thanks to work on the ground by new MP Emma Lewell-Buck, party staff, local activists and the central phone bank – the contact rate in the constituency was up to a more respectable (but still quite low) 20%.

So the question must be asked – what on earth was David Miliband doing in this seat over the previous 12 years? How many doors did he knock on and how many constituents did he speak to? Which local campaigns were run and what data was collected?

People that have met him complain that he’s always looking over your shoulder, looking for somebody more important he’d rather be speaking to.

He might be fucking useless but that’s never halted a political career - it’s all about image and he was the most electable in his family.

And he could eat in public.

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He’s a liability at this point. How can he say that he has Britain’s best interests at heart when he fucks off to the US for a £425K p.a. job? Would such a man be the ideal person to fight austerity cuts?

Didn’t do anything for his constituents while he was there and abandoned them the moment his political aspirations took a five year pause.

There always seemed to be an insidious “prove yourself one of us” element to that bacon sandwich pic anyway. Would we expect a Muslim politician to do the same?

Veins-standing-out-on-the-forehead Pap - his fingers dancing across the keyboard faster than he can think, just at the mere mention of David Milliband…so much hatred to spew, so few keys.

Keep your sandals on fella, I promise not to mention him again…

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Is this thread now tories (and new labour) in trouble?

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I think I’m in trouble!

Back on the Tories. They can’t even competently ban the harmless substances they want to ban :lou_facepalm_2:

Poppers are so harmless and have such limited effects they do not actually fall under the Government’s ban on legal highs, the Government’s top drug advisors has said.

Ministers believed they had banned poppers as part of their Psychoactive Substances Act, but later said they would consider unbanning them after an outcry by parts of the gay community.

The Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs however said that despite what ministers believed when they passed the new law, they had not banned poppers.

“The ACMD’s consensus view is that a psychoactive substance has a direct action on the brain and that substances having peripheral effects, such as those caused by alkyl nitrites, do not directly stimulate or depress the central nervous system,” the council said in a report to ministers.

“In the ACMD’s view, alkyl nitrites (“poppers”) do not fall within the scope of the current definition of a “psychoactive substance” in the Psychoactive Substances Act 2016.

“Consequently, the ACMD does not see a need for an exemption under the Psychoactive Substances Act 2016.”

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I’m a very good typist, and therefore nearly always type faster than I can think. Why’d you think I can produce so much crap? :slight_smile:

On the running away thing, Miliband is as bad as Louise Mensch, possibly worse.

Nah, she really is scum.

She ran away, he ran away.

Given that most people say they become politicians to serve the public, they’re both self-serving cunts.

It’s more the people she associates with, and the shite she comes out with on Twitter. I don’t really know what DM has been up to, if I am honest.

Plus, she constantly heaps praise on Gamergate. So, she can get in the sea.

Bye

Iain Duncan Smith quits over planned disability benefit changes

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Missing you already!

Not.

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Jumping before he’s pushed to try and save some face imo - he’ll be replaced by somebody even more spineless and subserviant by next week anyway.

Also, did anyone see this fucking terrifying footage of George Osborne trying to look normal? Good job this man doesn’t run our entire economy or anythi…shit.

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I think you’re confusing zero-hours contracts and agency work. If you work for an agency (and I’ve done this myself years back, in a number of shitty jobs) then you’re not guaranteed any number of hours; you work what’s on offer. However, in this scenario you’re free to work for other agencies if they have work on offer (again, I’ve done this myself before).

If you’re employed on a zero-hours contract, you’re contracted to be available to work for a particular employer (whether via an agency or not), but are not guaranteed any work. You can’t work for any other employer, as if you did you’d be unavailable for the employer with whom you have a contract. So, you could be working a few hours here and there, and want to work a good deal more, but not be able to.

Agency work can be pretty shitty and I wouldn’t recommend it (though the much-maligned EU has at least introduced legislation giving some rights to temporary staff). But the zero-hours model is a whole new level of shittiness.

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Let’s take a breath. Iain Duncan Smith has just joined my rather limited pool of Tories-I-might-respect-but-thought-I-never-would.

I know his form. Fuck, I’ve taken delight in trading on his apparent hypocrisy in the past. Didn’t seem that much of a prick as leader, though - if ineffective.

What a turnaround.

The face of the much hated DWP effectively saying he can no longer deal with it, and this is just his resignation statement. Justifications and memoirs will follow. A huge blow to the credibility of the government. Did anyone see it coming?

Except for those people who like these type of contracts. Google it mate.