Knowing @scotty my career and marriage depend on it
Iām wounded.
Corrected for you
Mad Nad has quit with immediate effect
by election incoming
Resigned an hour before Johnsonās honours list was releasedā¦.which she wasnāt on
One gets the feeling that (in RAF Luton parlance), she ran out the building with a semi nuclear bomb in her knickers aimed squarely at Boris
Johnson resigns with immediate effect after receiving partygate report
Should be able to find him a cell next to Donald
Well, his comments on being forced out etc are straight from the Trump playbook.
Just look at the list of people heās given honours to. Lockdown crooks, a fucking hairdresser FFS. Dame Priti Patel. Heās taking the piss right up to the last. The UK is the laughing stock of the world.
Yep.
And one of the most corrupt Nations on the planet
Heās a useless cunt and wonāt be missed. Such a shame he was given time in the hot seat. Will go down as a period of massive fuckwittery in the history of these islands.
You could have left it there to be honest
True, but the rest adds context
Tbh, this load of bollox is the easy way out.
A whole mountain of hurt and pain and embarrassment needs to fall on him and his gang of crooks - n fact all of the il-liberal crooks currently fvcking over nation states
Donāt hold back Phil
Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg ffs
He gave a peerage to one of his 30yr Spads - what the fuck has someone managed to achieve in their 8-9yrs of working career to deserve that accolade
How much dirt does she have on him
Kelly Dodge, who is described as a long-time parliamentary hairdresser, was given an OBE for her service in Westminster.
Sarah Vaughan-Brown, 48, formerly personal adviser to Johnsonās third-wife Carrie, was made a member of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) for her political and public service.
Vaughan-Brownās role included walking the coupleās four-legged pet Dilyn.
You have got to be fucking kidding - this practice needs to end
Lady Slowlane and I will most certainly cut them dead at the next social gathering.