:tories: Tories in trouble?

Knowing @scotty my career and marriage depend on it :joy:

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I’m wounded. :cry::smile:

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Corrected for you :slight_smile:

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Mad Nad has quit with immediate effect
by election incoming

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Resigned an hour before Johnson’s honours list was released….which she wasn’t on :joy:

One gets the feeling that (in RAF Luton parlance), she ran out the building with a semi nuclear bomb in her knickers aimed squarely at Boris

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Johnson resigns with immediate effect after receiving partygate report

:joy:

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Should be able to find him a cell next to Donald

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Well, his comments on being forced out etc are straight from the Trump playbook.

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Just look at the list of people he’s given honours to. Lockdown crooks, a fucking hairdresser FFS. Dame Priti Patel. He’s taking the piss right up to the last. The UK is the laughing stock of the world.

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Yep.
And one of the most corrupt Nations on the planet

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He’s a useless cunt and won’t be missed. Such a shame he was given time in the hot seat. Will go down as a period of massive fuckwittery in the history of these islands.

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You could have left it there to be honest :wink:

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True, but the rest adds context :wink:

Tbh, this load of bollox is the easy way out.
A whole mountain of hurt and pain and embarrassment needs to fall on him and his gang of crooks - n fact all of the il-liberal crooks currently fvcking over nation states

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Don’t hold back Phil :wink:

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Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg ffs

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He gave a peerage to one of his 30yr Spads - what the fuck has someone managed to achieve in their 8-9yrs of working career to deserve that accolade

How much dirt does she have on him

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Kelly Dodge, who is described as a long-time parliamentary hairdresser, was given an OBE for her service in Westminster.

Sarah Vaughan-Brown, 48, formerly personal adviser to Johnson’s third-wife Carrie, was made a member of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) for her political and public service.

Vaughan-Brown’s role included walking the couple’s four-legged pet Dilyn.

You have got to be fucking kidding - this practice needs to end

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Lady Slowlane and I will most certainly cut them dead at the next social gathering. :rage:

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