Yep, hubba hubba…
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Fucking state of that! And what ridiculous, disgusting, insulting bollocks he is spouting.
The first cuckoo of Spring?
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I’ll settle for that. 
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So - On the BBC he’s now still saying he was at the party for 10mins - a bit at odds with the Twatter post. Who to believe? Was it the same party? 
“ Posted at 18:0618:06
BREAKINGPM: I want to offer a full apology
Boris Johnson has now given a statement.
He says: "Today I’ve received a fixed penalty notice from the Metropolitan police relating to a Downing Street Event on 19 June 2020.
“Let me say immediately, I have paid the fine and want to offer a full apology.”
Going through the events of that day, he says: "There was a brief gathering in the Cabinet Room shortly after 2pm, lasting less than 10 minutes, during which people I worked with passed on their good wishes.
"At that time it did not occur to me this might have been a breach of the rules.
“The police have found otherwise and I fully respect the outcome of their investigation.” “
He is as bad as that Desmond Swayne dick head
His worst nightmare is that every couple of days another fine is issued
There is the piss up in the flat they haven’t got to yet, which is a thousand times worse that cakes and drinks at work
That will be why Only a few of the faithful have lined up behind him so far - they don’t trust the cunt not to change his tune
At least we now know why he made his hush hush, hastily arranged photo opportunity visit to Ukraine at the weekend. The gist of the argument by his supporters as to why he shouldn’t resign, is that he is leading the world in opposing Russia’s invasion. They are delusional. This is perhaps the most despicable aspect of the whole shit show but they are too stupid to see it, the way that these bastards are happy to use the Ukrainians as a human shield to protect the lying, criminal cunt and his job. And the idiot Dorries, suggesting that he only attended his own birthday party for ten minutes, Yeah right! As if that is relevant anyway, the criminal offence here is attending the event, not how long you stayed for. It’s like saying that a conviction for bank robbery isn’t serious because the robbers were in and out in ten minutes!
Still no response from Sunak, rumours circulating that he may be considering his position and could possibly resign. That would put the cat nicely among the pigeons.
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Pilfered from various sources:
An Englishman, American & an Indian walk into a bar
The barman says usual Mr Sunak…
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This could be his Michael Gove moment to knife the fat twat in the front
If he gives it the “only right and proper” line about resigning, he will hole Boris below the waterline
He happily claimed the credit for doing in Matt Hancock and Matt Hancock only broke a guideline not a law
True dat
We have a resignation. Just not the ones we wanted.
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Still, it’s a start.
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The Blue Wall MPs could be key here.
They have their snouts in the trough, their long term prospects are not good.
But IF they swing the right way could hurt the liar
Brilliant - that should be compulsory viewing for all Tory MPs. Thanks @Goatboy
The guy eloquently summed up why Johnson is a complete and utter waste of space and a cunt.
“He wants to be World King” indeed 
Brilliant
Jungle drums say Boris is in line for second fine
And we still haven’t got to the piss up in the flat
He could be hit 3 or 4 times
No way will he survive that - even the minister for 1873 will pull up his drawbridge
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