HmmmmâŚ
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Did you, sorry, he swallow?
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Wrong thread Cob
Think you want this one ⌠The âitâs not fun but itâs about foreign stuffâ thread
Waking up at 03:30 in the morning then going on the piss because your team actually won. Is not going to endear you to anybody in the world.
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Earn Brownie points BEFORE asking wife for somethingâŚ
Yes love Iâd love to go see the Bellamy Brothers in concert with youâŚ
So much easier then to get away with saying âplanning a wine tasting stag trip to Capetown this yearâ
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Saints always give you a glimmer of hope, that you did not expect!
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Streaming tv shows & moviesâŚ
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Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil
Streaming tv shows & moviesâŚ
I cherish my kidsâ knowledge of the worldwide interweb in this respectâŚIâve saved a fortune which has been better spent on lifes essentials like beer and takeaways
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Christ, what did he do to deserve that?
Young Tory?
Originally posted by @saintbletch
If you get into a strange car and you donât know which side the petrol filler cap is on, you can usually just look at the petrol gauge and there is a small arrow that tells you where the filler is.
How amazing is that?
Youâre a wanker @saintbletch and that is no word of a lie.
So this morning, in our new car which is actually 6 months old, on the way to work the petrol light comes on. The gauge has the pump handle on the right.
I get into the petrol station and have a senior moment, then I remember @saintbletch 's sage advice and pull up with the pump on the right hand side, as the gauge suggests.
Get out of the car and the filler cap is on the left, cue lots of struggling and stretching of pipes.
Donât ever list to the @saintbletch people, he probably has cameras everywhere and is laughing over the video nowâŚ
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Heâs not just laughing over itâŚ
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Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @saintbletch
If you get into a strange car and you donât know which side the petrol filler cap is on, you can usually just look at the petrol gauge and there is a small arrow that tells you where the filler is.
How amazing is that?
Youâre a wanker @saintbletch and that is no word of a lie.
So this morning, in our new car which is actually 6 months old, on the way to work the petrol light comes on. The gauge has the pump handle on the right.
I get into the petrol station and have a senior moment, then I remember @saintbletch 's sage advice and pull up with the pump on the right hand side, as the gauge suggests.
Get out of the car and the filler cap is on the left, cue lots of struggling and strtching of pipes.
Donât ever list to the @saintbletch people, he probably has cameras everywhere and is laughing over the video nowâŚ
I must admit @btripz I normally look as per what @saintbl-1 said and invairiably it is correct. What I think you will find is the cheap arse car manufacturers are now only usinng one type of instrument panel and not changing them out for left or right handed cars.
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@philippinesaint please stop trying to make excuses for @saintbletch he knew full well what he was doing, @saintbletch
Youâre so right, @btripz , heâs just the type to pinch your wallet from your pocket, then try to convince you that youâd left it in a pub somewhere. Heâd even go so far as to visit said pub with you and pretend to get the thing back from there, the bastard.
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btripz driving round in his busted ass noddy car with fked up petrol guage, and somehow thatâs everyone elses fault. Take a tipex to the petrol guage, and try to flog the death trap onto some other mug. Be more careful next time, when buying car for cash from primary school jumble sale rip.
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No, he said he knows reputable dealers.
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@btripz , rule 1.
Take a picture of the fuel gauge in your car* and post it here.
Weâll be able to tell you where youâre going wrong.
*For anyone interested, Bob actually drives a Nissan Leaf - with a boot full of petrol.
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BUMP.
COUGH.
ARROW.
COUGH.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
If you get into a strange car and you donât know which side the petrol filler cap is on, you can usually just look at the petrol gauge and there is a small arrow that tells you where the filler is.
How amazing is that?
