I just saw that. Very generous: thank you all. (And itâs Your Worship, but thatâs not important right nowđ)
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International shop in Krakow.
Coles Xmas Puddings ÂŁ12.
So no, sod that Mrs P_F doing Mince Pies anyway and 3 bottles of Lidl Port bought instead
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Normally, I canât be arsed with Christmas until at least the winter solstice, but this year, for unknown reasons, i feel differently and canât wait to sack work off for a couple of weeks of festive cheer. Iâve even agreed to my daughters request to put the decorations up (very) early. Already bought all the presents and got some decent booze in. May have gone too early on that though as i wonât be very good at avoiding the temptation of opening it.
Anyway, fuck it. got the tinsel out already and will write the cards this week whilst listening to the xmas song playlist - all before December. Wasnât even visited by any ghosts either.
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Canât be arsed with having cards printed for family and good friends this year, theyâll get cards bought from the local shops.
Not sure whyâŠjust the canât be arsedâŠmaybe itâs me ageâŠmiserable curmudgeon.
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Genius
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Umm a bloke singing lots of footballers names to the tune of Do They Know Itâs Christmas is not Billy Joel levels of genius
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To be honest, itâs not Billy Bunterâs level of genius either. 
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Jeez. Tough audience.
Roll on December so you can rant at Christmas music in Supermarkets and play Whamageddon
No need to bring BoJo into thisâŠ
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What do you mean âroll on Decemberâ? It started in November 
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Lol 
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Canât understand the Ayatollahâs coolness about my moose
I havenât even put him in the front garden
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No moose is good moose.
In the words of Basil Fawlty âit is superbâ
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Be careful it doesnât fall off the wall and knock you out 
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