That is some top diplomatic shithousery
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I suppose they couldnāt call it
āIs Putin the biggest cunt that ever lived? Closeā
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Youāre not, er, getting carried away with all this a bit, are you?
There have been a lot of cunts that lived in the world. And even when people say they arenāt cunts, such as in Vietnam, turns out they were actually cunts and they killed about 3.9 million people in that conflict alone.
Has he done that yet? Next big milestones are Wilhelm II, Adolf Hitler and Genghis Khan. Iād be amazed if heād achieved more in fifteen days.
Really?
Can you show where the US killed 3.9 Million in the Vietnam War? And its strange Vietnam eventually pushed extreme left wing socialism and communism away and became an open market economy, Iād say that is actually what the US and west were fighting for in the first place.
Stalin is the name youāre missing on that list, 6-9 Million he is supposed to have killed deliberately.
Nah - just taking the piss
it just worked with the word āCloseā
Putin has got a long way to go to join that band of bastards, however he is showing promise. Unfortunately for him the going so far has been soft to heavy.
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Roman Abramovitch has just been sanctioned in the UK
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Holy shit
The Government has told Chelsea it cannot even sell tickets to matches and any takeover is now on hold as part of the order.
Wonder whatās happening with the existing finances. Will the club be able to access them? Are the staff even going to get paid?
So they canāt sell or reloan Broja to us
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Apparently they are getting a license to ensure that staff get paid and that they can fulfill their fixtures. Season ticket holders can still go. They will not be able to sell merchandise and I assume that applies to food and beverages
I hadnāt thought of that - Fuck. Plus if they cannot trade players then Broja will be needed.
Plus our summer transfer strategy these days seems predicated on picking over the leavings of their academy. Double Fuck
Here it is in it gory details
- Chelsea are now under under an effective transfer embargo, with new loans and permanent deals banned
- Existing loans/transfer deals can still be paid
- Broadcast and prize money can be received but will be frozen
- Merchandising sales may continue but money cannot go to Chelsea
- The club is limited to Ā£20,000 travel expenses per match
- There is also a limit to Ā£500,000 on security, stewarding and catering costs per match
- No new ticket sales - season ticket holders and existing ticket holders only
- No stadium work or redevelopment
Who is come to the end of their contracts at Chelsea
What about away fans?
Their fans canāt go to away games and we canāt go to Stamford Bridge. Both involve contracts that they canāt undertake
Those will be the best pickings. Players canāt sign new contracts at Chelsea. No transfer fees. Sadly, think Broja has 4.5 years left on his contract.
But they canāt buy back Livramento!! 
Other sanctions beginning to bite. Could this be the straw that breaks Putinās back? 
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Surely Chelsea players would be within their rights to get their contracts annulled in a situation like this. For someone whoās in demand like Broja and who can probably get more money elsewhere, that means he goes. (Probably not to Saints though)
So no Chelsea fans at the FA Cup semi final (assuming they beat Boro)
I can live with that tbf