Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have @Optimus-trousers randomly pick their name out of a virtual hat.
And so it is with our sweepstake - 4 Sotonians are left and only 2 semis between them.
Cough. Cough.
France v Belgium @SimplySaint v @KRG - Tuesday 10th July 19:00
Croatia v England @Rallyboy v @Fowllyd - Wednesday 11th July 19:00
Let’s not forget there’s money on this. There’s £ to the winner!
But before we go on, let’s acknowledge the twats that had it within their grasp but fucked it right up.
We’ll not be needing the services of @Polski_Filip’s Uruguay , @Llwybr-Cyhoeddus’s Brazil , @gavstar’s Russia or @SaintBristol’s Sweden .
So close but yet so completely fucking futile.
That’s got to hurt.
And let’s spare a thought for all the complete fucking losers who bowed out at the last 16 stage.
So close but yet so fart(sic).
@Lets-B-Drinking’s Argentina , @Saint-CD’s Portugal , @lifeintheslowlane’s Spain , @dinger’s Denmark , @Saint-Rob’s Mexico , @Fatso’s Japan , @Bathsaint’s Switzerland and @PhilippineSaint’s Colombia .
…who also join the flacid dicks that couldn’t even get out of their groups…
@Goatboy’s Panama , @BTripz’s Saudi Arabia , @Tokyo-Saint’s Australia , @BTripz’s South Korea , @tigger’s Tunisia , @pap’s Iran , @Bucks’ Costa Rica , @prickly’s Iceland , @cellone’s Senegal , @saintbletch’s Morocco , @SO5-4BW’s Nigeria , @Saint-or-sinner’s Poland , @Numptyboi’s Egypt , @Cobham-Saint’s Serbia and @JxgrSaint’s Germany .