⚽ 🔄 The Summer (or Autumn) 2020 transfer thread

I see Adam still pretending to be ITK again after I texted him the information…this is getting a bit annoying. :frowning:

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I once met and drank with David Prutton in the Hobbit back in 2005/2006. We didn’t urinate together though :pensive:

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Make of this what you will.
The transfer window is open until October 5th.

:man_facepalming:

That will give Barry a full month to decide which of our new players he wants to put on the bonfire.

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I once stood next to David Prutton at (I think) a The Verve concert at The Guildhall in Nineteen Canteen.

It was boiling. He wore a scarf. That’s all I remember.

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Wasn’t Nineteen Canteen a very angry person on FiverWeb about 10 years ago?

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He was just piss (poor) on the pitch. Exhibit A. WBA away Feb 2005.

He was a good bloke to be fair. He bought the beers for me and my broke-ass uni mates.

I remember warning him that the cash machine inside the pub charged £2.50… he laughed and said “I think I’ll be alright”.

:sunglasses:

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Didn’t he once shove a ref over onto his arse, or was I hallucinating? :thinking:

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Yep I was at that one. Open goal missed. Ffs

Yup and it was around that time as well.

Yeah but in his defence, the ref went down easy. I’m not sure VAR would have allowed it these days.

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That was Di Canio in 1998. Prutton went after a lino, but wasn’t quick enough.

Saints v Arse the Saturday after the fuck-up at WBA.

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Oh look, it’s killjoy Kenny and his mood-killing “facts”.

Look, Prutton killed a ref during a match and when we beat United 6-1 they wore grey shirts which they changed at halftime.

The end.

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Yeah and they said one of Egil Ostenstadt’s goals was an OG…Cunts. :rage:

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I felt at the time that the ref dived. Not for nothing was he known as “the Klinsmann of officialdom”. :rage:

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Did Bragg tell you about his encounters with the famous Paul Taylor? :smiley:

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He wrote a song about it… ‘man in a strange shirt staring at my dick’

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There you are…I told you. Did you know the Martin Chivers transfer to Spuds was also concluded at Fleet Services - Northbound.

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