⚽ 🔄 The Summer (or Autumn) 2020 transfer thread

Oh, I don’t know. It gave me a chuckle.

Looks like a latter day Chris Hutchings. For those that remember Bradford being in the Prem.

You would have been on your own then. Preston and Spurs maybe, but never Leeds.

In fact they only changed to all white in about 1960 when Revie wanted them to resemble Real Madrid. Until then they had worn blue/yellow stripes, or blue.

Any reaction from Bompey’s equivalent of Barry Sanchez…should be entertaining or at least a run through of footballing clichés. :lou_lol:

This is how all transfers start hey. Kinda like, “I know a mate…”

Yeah I made the decision to post whatever and mainly not comment a lot of our WhatsApp group ITK stuff stays well off the grid/reality

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V good sirs. Keep it for here :smiley:

Seems unlikely, but… :thinking:

OK sit back here the inside line on the PEH saga. I’ve inadvertently become ITK on this subject this lunchtime.
We were in the garden of The Pilgrim Inn in Marchwood, just down the road from Staplewood…see picture…

At one of the other garden tables were two of the backroom boys on their laptops…see picture…

I made pretence of chasing our dog around the garden and sat on one of the adjoining tables and they were talking about the PEH transfer. Apparently he is at this moment 3.15 undergoing a clandestine medical in one of the cubicles at Fleet Services (Northbound)…at the same time in a cubicle on the Southbound Services KWP is having his medical.

By the time you read this the exchange will have been made.

This is confidential, remember You Know Nuffink.

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Hmmm so clandestine it has been all over the radio, all afternoon…

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OK so I told a few media outlets…I have to supplement my pension somehow.

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I pissed in a urinal on the south-bound Fleet services next to Billy Bragg many moons ago. I’m sure he still tells all his mates about it.

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Yeah but that doesn’t make you PEH ITK does it. :rage:

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I was in a loo at a restaurant in Jersey pissing lunchtime beers away.
Mate was alongside but door side.
Door opens,Paul (everytime you walk away) Young walked in.
Bloody hell I said to mate, look, its Paul Young.
Luckily Paul was still sprightly & just managed to change direction & avoid the spray from mate…
No he didn’t want to pose for selfies/give autographs after that for some reason.
He did know all about the PEH add ons though, he’d seen them on the manifest of a Yacht in Gorey Harbour

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Once I pissed at the next urinal to Hampshire legend, Cardigan Conner.

I felt totally inadequate

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Yeah, but you said the same when you pissed next to Warwick Davis.

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Cardy’s was about the same size as him.

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I pissed beside Acker Bilk in the bogs at the Beehive jazz and blues club in Canterbury about 50 years ago. I never knew he was Jewish.

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