⚽ 🔃 The Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

It’s what attracted me to this site tbf

You must be quite a pizza fan.

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I’ve not had a philistine pizza tbf

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I make them the kids refuse to eat them

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Conceding that they are going to lose Declan Rice?

If it happens we need to take the lions share of the £150m that the Hammers expect to get for Rice

…except that we won’t. Rice will go for mega money, and JWP will swan off for a “new challenge” in exchange for about 35m.

As usual.

JWP will not leave, calm down folks!

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He will for 75-80 mil…

Nope. Will be here next season

Who the fuck has fabric cleaner on their pizza?

I got told Sean Dyche was in Southampton earlier this week, anyone else hear this?

Just seen on Sky Sports app that we’re interested in bringing back Gareth Bale!

Surely we can’t afford his wages… However, we do have a few nice golf courses down here for him to play on when he’s injured.

Great idea. It worked out so well with Theo, we could have a full blown reunion here and replace the entire first team with former stars.

We’ve form for it. Remember, Shilton, Keegan and Ball …

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In a bizarre reverse world, could be the best signing since Keegan!

Bale still turns it on for Wales. Depends on how much he is demanding in wages. Pay per play could work.

Ralph, the new Lawrie.

Bale will be interested in finding a team until Wales lose to Ukraine.
Or a contract until the WC with guaranteed game time.
His pressing ability was almost as bad as Ronaldo’s, so cannot see it happening tbh

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this sounds uncomfortably accurate

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