We cannot be THAT lucky surely?
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It must be a very long list.
Got very messy when the crowd yelled “shoot!!”
I got this from BBC Spurt.
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Oh, come on. What an absolutely brilliant name 
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I know
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Yeah, except all those jokes have been on my WhatsApp most of this afternoon
Well obviously as we’re doing a swap deal - KWP to Chelsea and getting Timo Werner in return, won’t need Che.
Said noone
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Did we sign that experienced striker for the start of the season? I feel the words barn door, hit, side of might come up a few times until we do.
Southampton 0
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I thought Everton were broke as shit?
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But
We
Need
A
STRIKER
FFS
Nah we just move everybody forward a line. Romeu is an attacking midfielder nowadays and Stu and Aribo are centre forwards.
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McCarthy to right back, Bazuna on the left? And shove Adam Armstrong between the sticks.
Just tell him to shoot at our goal all the time, he’ll never score
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In that case, Salisu to CF and tell him never to use his right foot.
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Don’t be ridiculous.
With their height they will be the answer to our problem at centre back.