I just report
I believe nuffink
I watched Mulder & Scully
Sell him if he does not sign. Circa £20m is not much for his quality, but its still a big cash lump for SFC to reinvest.
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Couldn’t afford to replace him like for like…
Keep him one more year…
Then what? Get relegated the FOLLOWING season once he’s walked for free and we couldn’t replace him?
I agree with the rationale but ultimately it seems a bit short sighted.
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There is also the (feint) possibility that he has a sh1t year, with loads of injuries, resulting in no one wanting him. He can stay a bit longer, as the other strikers get better, and play a few times every now and then.
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The BBC Gossip page has “Ings” in the headline but no story relating to him. FFS
There is a story about Bertrand to Leicester. Think that is bollocks though
One more year may bring some lovely despotic, oppression-financed investment by some horrific dictatorial regime or something?
It’s football ffs - I want us to spend £40m of blood money on a striker so we can come 6th again!
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Time to give the Chechens a call. No one would dare beat us
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Perhaps we should have our squad circumcised. 
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The whole squad, or only those who make the cut?
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Maybe for another player who scores less than 5/10 in the fans poll
Our defenders aren’t great in the air - maybe it would help make sure nothing goes over their head?
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Quite possibly the most blatant “Agents Talk” I’ve ever seen. They could have got away with just going with the Marseille angle, but totally discredited themselves with claiming "the likes of Monchengladbach and Newcastle.
Quite pathetic.
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You’ll love this one then!
Agent: “Shit, Ruben. You did fuck all and now Fulham are relegated.”
RLC: “I could have sworn Alex Crook or some other bullshitter said Southampton wanted me last summer?”
Agent: “Yeah I made that up and told him. Lol”
RLC: “Well I haven’t got a cat in hells chance of getting a game at Chelsea so can you dust off that Saints rumour again please?”
Agent: “Seeing as I take a 10% cut of your wages I reckon I could do that for you. The Express likes printing baseless and sourceless shite so I’ll start there.”
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If we manage to get rid of Redmond ( 
) then there would be a vacancy for someone to stroll around, doing fuck all.
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Me, me, me!
I can do that!
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Apparently I do that all the time according to Mrs C_S. I’m in.
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I can always get one of my staff to do that for me.
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