⚽ 🔃 The Summer 2021 Transfer Thread

In Martin Crocker we trust.
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Wish they had spoken to me before going for Lyanco

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If your dream is to lose only 7-0, then Lyanco is answer to your prayers! :rofl:

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Can we answer that after today’s game?
Thx

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This one?

News outlet in creating stories shocker

Chelsea gonna activate their buy back clause for Tino next week

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He’s good for a nipper isn’t he.

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For 40 mill I hope!

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A perfect example of ‘context is everything’

Tokes, don’t be stranger, we need more Japanese sessions and bears shitting in woods

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Sorry, an environment was engineered that’s wasn’t really meant to be for joking around or piss taking. It’s more ‘what’s happened to the Labour Party’ or ‘seen anything recently on tv’? Ok, ‘seen seen anything on tv that wasn’t super hero related! You Big Bang theory freak!?’.

I struggle to find my place.

Not to mention the corruption over the soviet thing BS. “Soz, you can only actually win the vote if you’re prepared to sleep ok my sofa in Liverpool.” Etc.

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If you’re paying the flights & have enough memory altering & pain meds, I’ll sleep on your sofa in Liverpool if it gets me to the game with no PCR testing.
(Message from Eric, allegedly)

I miss you @tok

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We all do.

Bring back the Bear

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Unfortunate is for 20-22 from what I read…

Good interview with an Italian journalist about Lyanco (the prospective new CB), 29 mins in. He talks very highly of him in terms of him having ability but it’s a case of getting it out of him.

The concern for me is that he sounds like the CB version of Mario Lemina. Bags of ability but a egotistical twat off the pitch and on social media.

I cannot believe we would sign anyone these days without a psyche evaluation

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That’s me fucked then… I await my travel papers, but where does one go on exile?

TUI - your tour operator sends you to Benidorm where you end up bollock deep in a German granny

SWF - They love you long time for five dollar (OK sterling)

606 - :flushed: