Stephens 
No Stuart Armstrong in the squad 
Two left backs on the pitch? 
(this is a tongue-in-cheek Djenepo joke)
Oh.
Ffs.
Can only be fitness with Stuey surely?
Logs out of twitter
Turn the news off too 
Or he’s off? Certain rumour mongers I know are spouting that
Fucking hell - how can Ralph look at the performances of Walcott, Djenepo and to a lesser extent Stephens when we got rinsed by Everton and think oh yeah this team will definitely work against United.
9-0 part 3 incoming?
Calf injury. And don’t call me Shirley.
Right, logged on to Now TV using a credit I got for making a complaint last season.
What, you thought I’d pay good money to watch today’s game…? 
I expect us to lose, just not sure by how many.
We’re gonna win this lol
Sounds like good karma 
Reverse psychology- maybe
Take anything at this point 
Right.
I’m opening beer.
Ignoring Twitter & whatsdown & finding a stream.
After all, it can only be worse than the worst that’s happened
Exactly! Enjoy your beer and the game
Relax people, I won’t be watching or listening so we should win this at a canter…
Unlucky JWP!
anybody got a stream ?