The depth of meaning to be found in the lyrics is truly inspirational- I might even have cried a tear or two of joy…
…If I was a fucking 3 year old!
People make a living thinking this stuff up?
I’m a C-bomb
Perhaps the Heavy Metal variant is more your thing.
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Kicky, kicky, kick, kick … goooooooal.
It’s a classic of our time. We’re not worthy.
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Why the fuck didn’t you post that to begin with?!
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Trust me…I know. The FIRST ONE is better.
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No pressure on the local heroes tonight.
Every Shwarma joint in town will be rammed.
They stand on the cusp of immortality and no doubt gold plated Lamborginis.
Or a summer break in Yemen
And for once thank gawd for timezones.
I missed the kick it song evening
Astonishing.
I’m looking forward to Jo Whiley commissioning a version by Sincere Young Man w/ukulele, to be featured in a series of building society adverts.
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Since when has Mr Hanky been in Hey Duggee.
Also am I the only one that is uncomfortable with the fact that every Duggee episode finishes with a Duggee Hug!!
I am rocking out to this one…
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You couldn’t make this stuff up.
HOW incompetent are FIFA delegates?
I suspect most tripped over a brown paper parcel and accidentally jabbed the wrong button. 
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Yeah, this one will be getting an airing at Karoke, either tomorrow or (IF it is a dry night for Eid) Tuesday.
Mrs D_P (being a proper ex singer) has a decent version of Rasputin in her armoury. Little does she know the lads are working on a Freddie stitch up by trying to write their own karaoke lyrics version of that for Tuesday when she will be slaughtered after the Poland game
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We are gonna so mindfvck any lurkers who haven’t been around for a while…
Or non-nerds like Eric who hasn’t been able to mend his computer for 2 months.
#newavatars
Bloody hell!! It worked.
#newavatars
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I’ve had to incorporate 2 countries into my #newavatars
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For the love of God.
I am now having Bantz with bloody Norwich fans about their love in with the pathetic NON Heavy Metal Version of the Kick Song.
They were SHOCKED to discover 1) We had beaten them to it and 2) had found the Metal Version.
It’s not pathetic…it’s jolly nice. 
In a typically Delia sort of way I suppose you are right
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You obviously haven’t sat kids of an age to watch Hey, Duggee…