šŸ“¢ The Sotonians Summoning Thread

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Iā€™m here every day, mush. In the shadows.

Still a programmer, I donā€™t like the light :smiley:

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Where is @Jack-Schitt?

:poop: :poop: :poop:

Now that is an emoji Beetlejuice summon. I doubt heā€™s checking his emails.

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Sotonians ā€˜summoningā€™ seems a bit like the quickeningā€™ - a lazy uutilization of an original unexplained subplot to hastily pull together a rally shit sequel due to unexpected success of the original ā€¦

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Rise from your graves!

:ghost: :zombie: :skull:

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Release @The-Kraken

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Did soggy not make the transition over?

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Dunno, but you havenā€™t summoned him properly.

@Sadoldgit @Sadoldgit @Sadoldgit

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How about;

Soggy, soggy, soggy! Oi! Oi! Oi!

Soggy!

Oi!

Soggy!

Oi!

etc etc

Feel free to mod that and insert proper mentions and all that as I never really learned myself how to do it.

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Technotard!!

Mind you Iā€™ve never learnt to properly physio people back to health, donā€™t stop me trying though :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Havenā€™t seen @Sadoldgit since the move. He hasnā€™t posted for 90 days across both sites.

Some stats you might find interestingā€¦

On average weā€™ve got around 40 posters that regularly log in and read / post each day.

Weā€™ve also got the same amount of anonymous users of the site.

day users posts_read avg_posts_read_per_user
2018-07-16 36 2408 66
2018-07-15 41 4425 107
2018-07-14 42 4254 101
2018-07-13 39 3030 77
2018-07-12 39 2593 66
2018-07-11 40 6397 159
2018-07-10 40 4437 110
2018-07-09 40 4842 121
2018-07-08 36 3686 102
2018-07-07 39 5035 129
2018-07-06 44 4907 111
2018-07-05 41 3675 89
2018-07-04 40 4921 123
2018-07-03 40 7335 183
2018-07-02 40 5124 128
2018-07-01 39 6050 155
2018-06-30 40 4452 111
2018-06-29 46 6828 148
2018-06-28 48 8141 169
2018-06-27 44 7075 160
2018-06-26 40 4254 106
2018-06-25 37 5651 152
2018-06-24 40 10808 270
2018-06-23 27 5212 193
2018-06-22 1 87 87
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@Sadoldgit is still very active on swf. He has always loved getting into prolonged arguments with people. Not sure why he doesnā€™t post here anymore as thereā€™s plenty opportunity. To be honest, his inability just to let a comment go meant that certain threads just ended up with him arguing with someone (letā€™s call him Sarry Banchez for arguments sake)

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Thank fuck for that.
I worried it was me, as he seemed to take offence offence to a Lynn Margulis video i put up, then stopped posting.
Iā€™m comfortable blaming your imaginary poster:lou_lol:

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Speaking of whomā€¦

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Apols if I am being dim, whatā€™s an anonymous user?

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image

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Someone who reads without creating an account or without logging in. I can see that the server is spending lots of time sending pages to users that arenā€™t logged in but obviously donā€™t know who they are.

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This threadā€™s gone all funny in my browser. What is occurring, Terrence?

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Ctrl F5?

Describe funny?

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Big refresh did the trick. It was only showing posts up to a certain point; when I went to the thread I saw no posts at all at first. Bit weird, but all is groovy now.

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Yeah, Iā€™ve had the problem a few times too, in Chrome