Could have been worse. Could have been the thieving gypsy bastards.
Ironically enough, one of the easiest strips to find online. So is the cut out and keep sincere apology.
I’m outraged! 
Helga is a good girl…VERY GOOD.
Yes twas I. The blue flashing light in my rearview mirror worried me until in turned into Mountbatten School after reports of some pink flashing. 
I haven’t forgiven you yet. You frightened away a couple of promising stragglers.
I know he popped up in a previous lockdown life, but I did enjoy reading this.
If only he could turn up in Westminster about now 
We drive 30kms to a remote village for “Mums” jab.
The place is deserted.
After 20 mins Mrs P_F asks Mum if she had any SMS.
No is the reply.
Apart from the one 3 days ago changing the appointment date to Friday.
Ffs.
Mrs P_F now has to spend the day unpissing me off.
She started by getting Mum to buy me a bottle of Lidl 3 year old Malt.
It may work
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Might I suggest that you bank that one, to throw back at her next time you leave the toilet seat up/drop fag ash in her cake mix/get caught in flagrante with a hotpants-clad Dutch student (delete as applicable)?
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Good plan.
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Let’s face it, that’s their usual modus operandi. We might as well learn from it.
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Why is it that I never have enough in the bank for one of these??
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I suspect Scotty has been watching those 70’s euro porn flicks again.
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They can’t be classified as “hotpants”.
Me doth think you protest too much.
I wouldn’t know, I haven’t zoomed in on the photo as you plainly have.
I’m amazed if any bloke ever has one in the bank. I am a massive cunt and am therefore always in debt.
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I was married to one, and the same applies.
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I have a boarding pass and have been through Immigration as long as the flight is not cancelled will be leaving Malaysia for the first time in a year.
Next stop Singapore and another 2 weeks quarantine.
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