He will wear you out with his diatribes about EU access to British Salmon.
I have seen Ricki live.
Twice.
There that explains everything you need to know
(Note: I didnt pay to attend either event. 1st time involved copious alcohol & a WC Final, 2nd involved copious alcohol.
I did of course pay for it with years of nightmares ever since)
HTH.
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Gave myself a real treat today and power-washed the patio and all the paths in preparation for the excitement of an outdoor meet/BBQ with another household! 
(At the weekend, when the temperature is due to plummet as the rain comes in. 
) 
methinks.
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I hate that job - has to be the worst thing to do in the garden. The Ayatollah has declared that I might want to consider it on Friday. I am mutinous.
But you will still do it?
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Of course. Heās a good boy at heart and does as heās told. 
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Road trip today into mountains.
But with a medical angle.
Szczawnica Spa town to collect a month worth of their special mineral water.
Get home to hear discussions in Warsaw about a constitutional lock down shutting everything no movement nothing.
And a story about a Doctor who kept begging anyone to do a proper trial on a Parkinsons disease med that worked on acute patients.
And he is still waitingā¦
Wall to wall sunshine all day and possible highs of 23 degrees forecast up here tomorrow.
I shall dig my shorts out tonight and give them a shake, retrieve the deckchair from the back of the shed and put a beer or five in the fridge. Bring it on!
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I used to do that every year until I discovered āPatio Magicā
Itās quite pricey Ā£20 to do a largish patio but it gobbles up all the discolouring algae and every time it rains it reactivates itās appetite and it gobbles even more.
Of course I bloody will, I might be mutinous but Iām not suicidal
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Itās raining here
Surely Chambers does any manual work? Hope youāre not having staff problems again. Speak softly and wield a big stick is my advice.
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Ā£18 on Amazon
Just sayinā¦
Ooh, you bitch 
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Ditto
Have the day off tomorrow.
Early trip to the supermarket to stock up as YoungAdult#2 is home from Uni for Easter & time for a family BBQ I think.
That sounds worth a try. Will give Mr Amazon a reason to come tomorrow. He feels very neglected if I miss a day.
I saw LITSL tearing up the A27 past Mountbatten school in his Karmann this morning. Frightened the life out of me, obviously I was loitering outside as usual. 
OK OKā¦youāve got me there.
When I say āI discovered itā and that I used to Jet Wash the patio Iām trying to appear to muck in with you ordinary people. Chambers does it all since my elevation from the masses but I do like to get out a shovel every now and again to muck out the stables.
Happy now. 
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This new found urge you have to āget out your shovelā every now and again to āmuck out the stablesā. Would this have anything to do with the nubile young stable maid from Scandinavia you are rumoured to have recently hired? I think we deserve to be told.
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Phnar, Phnar 
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