Gingora has just accosted me in the kitchen, complaining about around âhalf a glass of Baileysâ spilt on a sheet.
I simply remarked âSorry, thatâs pissed me you need to talk toâ.
Hopefully sheâll go out on a spirits run. No sense of that so far.
I hope youâve remembered that itâs Valentines day? 
I did, and I was supposed to do something special this year, but I didnât, for no other reason than I canât believe everyoneâs Valentineâs present isnât âliving with their beloved bastards 24/7 for a year and not killing themâ.
That goes both ways, of course.
Are you sure it was Baileys??
Yeah, she got me a litre bottle, already on discount, with lastbornâs TESCO discount applied thereafter.
Mate, I should point out that if your shit looks like Baileys, youâre either a newborn or have done several days on festival food.
Me and my missus had been going out for about 4 months when our first Feb 14th rolled around, I dodged it with the reasoning that romance should be genuine and heartfelt, not according to a pre-determined schedule. That was 4 years ago, I still stand by my convictions, we are still together, and more importantly I am still alive 
Oh, the romance 
Paid for on my fucking debit card.
Do what gavstar does, triple up those clubcard points and take her for a nice pizza express* 
*drinks not included in promotional voucher, cannot be combined with other offers.
Sheâll be putty in your hands mush.
I had my worst ever date on a Valentineâs day many years ago.
How many years did you do?
That was the last ever date with that young woman. I started going out with Mrs Waylander a week later.
MIGHT have a trip to the Mountains next week. And not for work.
My goodness, how amazing it is to have something possibly interesting to look forward to!
This weeksâ excitement is looking forward to a trip to Immigration this week to sign all the new documents needed now I am not an EU Citizen (without affecting my residency status, just get filed into a different DBase obviously)
Ahead of an anticipated surge in demand for holidays once the vaccine roll out is completed, Ryanair have just gained regulatory approval for their new âno mask requiredâ class
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Blimey. Not like them to increase legroom. Are those passengers paying extra for that?
NaaâŚthatâs the bring your own paper outside toilets class.
Duh. They pay extra for not wearing masks!
A few days ago.
My car wonât start.
âBatteryâ.
Is it the starting motor?
âBatteryâ.
Iâve tried jump-starting it with our daughterâs feeble 1.0 litre and it doesnât work. It must be the starting motor.
âBatteryâ
Can you use your roadside assistance to get someone out and take a look?
A day later, RAC man arrives.
Yeah, itâs your battery, mate.
