Shock news coming in from Poland today.
Our âpopstarâ mate Michael is popping in later to check one new chorus for Englishness.
And then heading to the Studio to record ALL of them.
Bloody hell.
Me a recording songwriter.
Worldâs gone mad
I have just had my 3rd lockdown haircut (that is my 3rd haircut since lockdowns started - not my haircut for this particular lockdown - always best to be specific when posting here).
Apparently, lots of mean old fogies are now saying that they wonât be going back to the barbers any time soon. So, yes, I am that mean old fogie, now saving ÂŁ10 a month by not having to go to the barbers.
Mrs P_F has done a remarkable job keeping me trimmed.
As we say - whoâs gonna see it!
I like what Bob has done with his hair.
Why do you have a courtesans bed as your profile picture?
Why do you think I have?
The Ayatollah has decided that my thatch is due a pruning tomorrow
Yay!
Another page of Polinglish turned into vacuous trivia.
Another sure fired hit for Little Mix churned out.
Did have a scare in the middle of the process it started to get awfully Ed Sheeran, luckily my lack of ability soon cured that.
Joking apart, this is a lockdown side line for him. He has a proper single currently being finished in the studio, we did give him an idea for the chorus /production that he he loved, so now trying to find a school choir available for a Zoom recording this evening.
Crazy days indeed
Because thatâs your idealised vision of how you want to interact with us on here. You want us to imagine lying with you, embraced in pillow talk, warm, slightly moist bodies pressed together with a scent of sex in the air. Sharing our most inner thoughts, looking directly into each otherâs souls.
Thank you, D H Lawrence.
Thatâs better than I could come up with so letâs stick with your explanation⌠
Actually I was deleting a load of photos on my iPhone and it was the oldest picture in the folder. Have absolutely no recollection of where, when or why it was taken.
Just thought it was mildly amusing and was waiting for someone to comment
Well it has an uncanny resemblance to Lady Slowlaneâs boudoir so I feel a little uneasyâŚbeen checking all of the ceiling cameras in the East Wing bedrooms and Iâm puzzled as to how youâve done it. 
I have absolutely no recollection so I must have been very, very drunk.
Strangely, I came out in a rash in my gentlemanâs area shortly afterwards 
If you give me the date you got the rash Iâll check back through the video files.
Yeah my sister and her ex used to buy and sell Lego quite successfully. The relationship - not so.
My partner has also said he wonât be going back to the barber as my sheering skills are too good. I feel like I should charge him ÂŁ8 a go.