Kingsmill Wholemeal 
definitely Polish breadā¦
Middle class London cunts just canāt help themselves.
LOL from m the article
Although photos shared on social media triggered an angry reaction from people who thought the market was not an essential event during lockdown ā many using stereotypes about middles class shoppers in north London
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Theyāre above the direction of the authorities as they have to get Tarquin an asparagus spear, cunts.
Cough.
Daughter.
In Essex!
You are such a prick
We donāt go to farmers markets, we order from Forman & Field and Fortnums, darling.
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While my back thought my day was over after the scary shit, we needed to fix the droopy grapevine.
Creole slapped on the pillars, cross beams fitted and then the last beamā¦ rotten fell over.
Cock. Obviously set in about 2m of concrete so I found after 20 mins digging.
Anyway some chain saw heroicsxwith local telephone pylon and it was time to order a fvck off huge Pizza & have a beer with the Bro-in-law
Coats of Rhone time. And a Radox shower (unless I can borrow the upstairs bath later
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Amazingly saw them live at a club opening in the sandpit eons ago then had a beer with him as we used to do.
Really great guy.
Made a one big hit gig last an enjoyable 45 mins IIRC
Itās about 15 mins away. Iād like to get more local delivery as we cannot get on Ocado or Tesco. We donāt have any other shopping accounts. But my partner isnāt so sure. But then he wants us to limit outside contact. 
Saw him at Brighton Centre 1982. Loved them Coconuts.
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Whilst having a nap this afternoon (what else to do but also woke before 6am which is most unusual) the opticians delivered my new glasses.
Theyāre varicocals because Iām now officially old. Suppose itās as good as time as any to see if I get on with them.
My partner appears to be watching a lot of Larry David. I can cope with one episode but not lots in one go.
Iām quite liking a couple of aspects of staying home. Mainly the afternoon naps and airport drinking rules (never too early).
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One āmomentā today.
Actually heard an Airliner at altitude going overhead.
We all thought about waving flags & starting the Beacon Firesā¦
This may be of helpā¦
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So went āoutā tonight, which mostly consisted of sitting in the passenger seat of the car as we picked our daughter up from her job at TESCO.
Apparently, the plan to close off aisles as they are being re-stocked has failed and has been abandoned. Shoppers who needed stuff from those aisles were just forming en masse by the barriers.
The youngest is pissed off, like. Her attitude is that if they want to get up in each faces at the barriers, thatās their issue. At least she was protected under the barrier system even if they chose not to be. My youngest is very wise for her age.
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How long are we meant to hold out before watching porn and having a wank? ( assuming wife and children are out in their ādaily exerciseā)
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Get a (bath)room. Lock the door.
MAKE SURE YOUR BLUETOOTH IS SWITCHED OFF.
Ask @PhilippineSaint for details 
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People really arenāt getting it. Our Tesco Express put down tape to help. I tried to keep to it but when someone strayed into my are Iād have to move back and then probably into someone elseās.
Surely everyone ow has enough food in their houses?
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