Security came back with plod armed with guns woman evicted and 1000 rm fine
I am not happy
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I hope you managed to do the deed before you were so rudely interrupted.
She had been here 2 days so yes
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Poor girl, i bet she breathed a sigh of relief when the plod arrived!
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Oi she loves me 
âŚobviously, long time.
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Well two days
âI love you two daysâ doesnât have the same ring to it
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I bet that got a bashing too.
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He lasted 2 days after that long at sea?
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Well, just been informed by the hotel that I have to move to a quarantine room so love me long time will get evicted again.
Although she is allowed to bring me food parcels smuggled inside her knickers 
Itâs a hard life, eh?
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It isâŚthatâs the view from the high board looking down on the Olympic sized pool.
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Woo hoo!
Just been confirmed!
I am on Furlough until 31st!
Of
December!
Well itâs not quite Furlough per se, but local Gov have confirmed our Tour Co will keep getting Grantâs so boseman can pay the van leases & ÂŁ200 a month to me until we see some tourists again
The cash helps the shopping Billâs, but most important for us is I get to keep a (kind of) private medical insurance - they have a hybrid system here.
Basically means I can get free meds still & go to a proper hospital when anything goes wrong
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King Blag does it again
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The liggersâ ligger
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Oh, @Polski_Filip, how did you do that?
Oh, @Polski_Filip, youâre just a cat
When thinks get bleak
You fall on your feet
I wish my cat* was more like that
* The fucker is simultaneously a killer and a complete jess
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So because of lockdown I have largely been unable to do one of my jobs, some might argue I barely do either of them anyway, but that is besides the point. This and the fact I canât do either of my main hobbies, golfing and pubbing, I have a lot of time on my hands.
So, I have taken up a hobby to help pass the time and make a bit of cashola on the side, I am buying and re-selling lego (mainly because it has an excellent re-sale market, and secondly because itâs awesome), with some moderate success having made about ÂŁ200 profit in the last couple of months.
The only thing is, after sorting and selling the best stuff, I have been left with a fuck ton of random lego, so I thought maybe what I have could make something else? And after hours of sorting and sifting, I reckon I have around half the 1800 pieces needed for this beautyâŚ
The Ultimate collector series Batman Tumbler.
Now I would never buy one of these as they cost around ÂŁ400 (even second hand), but after sourcing around 400 more pieces I need for about ÂŁ40, I reckon I could make my own for about ÂŁ100.
anyone else picked up any other hobbies/revenue streams during lockdown? Raging alcoholism doesnât count (except for Cobs).
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Thatâs me out of the conversation then 