Can you tell us what he was really like? You must have met him. 
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He was a cunt…not in the much vaunted Sotonians fashion but in a Skatesville fashion.
Yes THAT bad.
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For my entertainment the locals are re-enacting famous scenes from books.
Here is the chase scene from Moby Dick with Ahab looking for the whale.
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If he gets his mate up front - they could attempt Titanic
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Better that than Jaws?
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If I hear that fucking song one more time, I’ll drown them myself.
Aren’t they?
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Mrs P_F on a 12 hour shift.
0C outside with freezing Fog.
Need like 3 more things for Xmas but no fvcking way am I going to a Mall on last Sunday b4 Xmas.
Which leaves me with some really tough choices.
Chicken Soup before Ham Sandwich or rebellious invert the routine?
Football before The Expanse or other way round.
I’d eat my jar of Cherries but have to collect her from work (no suitably convenient buses today).
Sigh
Think I’ll shake it up by debating when to switch the Xmas Tree lights on.
Yeah that’ll be exciting
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So the dog had a seizure and a stroke yesterday morning. She’s sixteen, so I thought it was the end. Zoomed her down to the vet sharpish, expecting the worst. She was dead weight on the way there, eyes all over the shop.
£300 and six hours on a drip later, she’d recovered. Still a bit weak at the moment, but she’s doing her normal shit. The day is coming; she’s sixteen, turning seventeen next year. But it was not this day.
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I have switched on the Xmas tree lights.
Quite worn out now
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Are you a celebrity over there?
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Well, some say that I am a Trophy Husband…
As in should just get stuffed
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I think your profile is much improved in the village since your wire-wiggling yesterday. 
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I think we have all improved our wire wiggling in Lockdown
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Steady too much wiggling could blow a fuse.
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I did get the socket set out early & gave the nuts a twist.
They seemed stiff afterwards. Should stay nice & tight over the holiday
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A little Vaseline on your terminals will keep them good shape.
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Good point.
I got the local garage to grease up all the rubber seals to make sure everything still opens up when it gets cold
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