📚 The Sotonians Lockdown & Beyond Diaries

That’s a powerful message.

You should tweet it.

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Are we still in lockdown?

Do we need a new Sotonians confused as fuck diaries thread, or is that just the site in general?

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Yep, completely agree. It’s not good for mental health.

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Oh, come on. How could immersing oneself in the random musings of millions of narcissists seeking validation and attention in equal measure be bad for your mental wellbeing? Especially when well over 99% of them are wholly uninformed, and speculative at best? :thinking: You’re just being ridiculous.

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Had our first Tuesday evening session for The Super 6 in 11 weeks. Wasn’t required to drive to Durham, but tested my eyesight by cycling to The Common off Highfield Road.

After several pints it was, luckily, downhill all the way home.

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Ditch all the serious shite and just follow some smut.

I did some work today.
For work, not gardening shit.
Re did our Fairy Tale Castles & The Witcher tour for our retired American Tour market.

Yeah I know, but the Agency wanted it so what to do.
I’ll post the polished version tomorrow so you can book early post quarantine

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Mate of mine was just moaning about Maccies on Facebook, asking if he was alone in finding it incredibly sad that people are queuing hours for McDonalds’ “food”.

I told him to get a Happy Meal.

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When its haircut day. The look on Mrs P_F’s face when I said. I really dont care if you fvck it up
After all, it’s only you that’s gotta look at it for the next month or so…

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Bambis’ Mum must die.
No quarter given.
It seems a fvcker has decided to overnight on our Veggie Patch.
Beetroots & Cabbages took a battering last night.
Unfortunately there is no budget for fencing so unless the innerweb comes up with a Deer repellant solution it is night shift time.
Cvnt

Fresh Venison lovely.

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The key here is to find a humane solution to the problem. :thinking:

How about keeping a vicious attack dog chained up in your yard?

Contrary to popular belief, they don’t eat dog in Poland. :lou_facepalm_2:

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You’ve clearly never tried kielbasa.

We do. She was asleep FFS

Oi! At least we dont eat Horsemeat Lasagne/Burgers & call it Beef.
We have our own version of Horsemeat Cabanos (cooked sausage) with clear labelling!
Nom nom nom

This is why cats are such great pets if you don’t like killing stuff yourself.

You get to shrug your guilt free shoulders and say “nature, init”

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One down. 3 to go. Mrs P_F up at crack of dawn. Attack Dog chased them off, 1 (probably Dopey) went wrong way and lost an argument with a car. Driver was loading it into boot before I could get there with the wheelbarrow.