šŸ“š The Sotonians Lockdown & Beyond Diaries

If anyone wants to pop on a tinfoil hat and read through some proper conspiracy theories, david icke style, then here you go, fill your boots :thinking::smile::smile:

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How to dominate the world quickly?

THE GREAT CHINESE STAGE

  1. Create a virus and the antidote.

  2. Spread the virus.

  3. A demonstration of efficiency, building hospitals in a few days. After all, you were already prepared, with the projects, ordering the equipment, hiring the labor, the water and sewage network, the prefabricated building materials and stocked in an impressive volume.

  4. Cause chaos in the world, starting with Europe.

  5. Quickly plaster the economy of dozens of countries.

  6. Stop production lines in factories in other countries.

  7. Cause stock markets to fall and buy companies at a bargain price.

  8. Quickly control the epidemic in your country. After all, you were already prepared.

  9. Lower the price of commodities, including the price of oil you buy on a large scale.

  10. Get back to producing quickly while the world is at a standstill. Buy what you negotiated cheaply in the crisis and sell more expensive what is lacking in countries that have paralyzed their industries.

After all, you read more Confucius than Karl Marx.

PS: Before laughing, read the book by Chinese colonels Qiao Liang and Wang Xiangsui, from 1999, ā€œUnrestricted Warfare: China’s master plan to destroy Americaā€, on Amazon, then we talk. It’s all there.

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Worth pondering…
Just Think about this…

How come Russia & North Korea are totally free of Covid- 19? Because they are staunch ally of China. Not a single case reported from this 2 countries. On the other hand South Korea / United Kingdom / Italy / Spain and Asia are severely hit. How come Wuhan is suddenly free from the deadly virus?

China will say that their drastic initial measures they took was very stern and Wuhan was locked down to contain the spread to other areas. I am sure they are using the Anti dode of the virus.

Why Beijing was not hit? Why only Wuhan? Kind of interesting to ponder upon… right? Well …Wuhan is open for business now. America and all the above mentioned countries are devastated financially. Soon American economy will collapse as planned by China. China knows it CANNOT defeat America militarily as USA is at present

THE MOST POWERFUL country in the world. So use the virus…to cripple the economy and paralyse the nation and its Defense capabilities. I’m sure Nancy Pelosi got a part in this. . to topple Trump. Lately President Trump was always telling of how GREAT American economy was improving in all fronts. The only way to destroy his vision of making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN is to create an economic havoc. Nancy Pelosi was unable to bring down Trump thru impeachment. …so work along with China to destroy Trump by releasing a virus. Wuhan,s epidemic was a showcase. At the peak of the virus epidemic. …

China’s President Xi Jinping…just wore a simple RM1 facemask to visit those effected areas. As President he should be covered from head to toe…but it was not the case. He was already injected to resist any harm from the virus…that means a cure was already in place before the virus was released.

Some may ask…Bill Gates already predicted the outbreak in 2015…so the chinese agenda cannot be true. The answer is. …YES…Bill Gates did predict. .but that prediction is based on a genuine virus outbreak. Now China is also telling that the virus was predicted well in advance. …so that its agenda would play along well to match that prediction. China,s vision is to control the World economy by buying up stocks now from countries facing the brink of severe ECONOMIC COLLAPSE. Later China will announce that their Medical Researchers have found a cure to destroy the virus. Now China have other countries stocks in their arsenal and these countries will soon be slave to their master…CHINA.

Just Think about it …
The Doctor Who declared this virus was also Silenced by the Chinese Authorities…

Not being pedantic, but ā€œfrom itā€ or ā€œwith itā€?

And I recognise that it makes fuck all difference to the family

Do you know if there were underlying health issues - as we are told most/all deaths have?

Interesting video showing what are normally bustling streets full of students and locals, with various media voice overs. I live around 20 minutes form St Andrews and Mrs MoT normally works at the University…

Older fella, obviously. Got the impression that he had been in and out of hospital. Very sad. Due to isolation no family members were present when he passed.

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The dying on you own bit is properly shitty. The though of not being able to say goodbye to mum or dad doesn’t bear thinking about.

All I can say is make sure you vc the oldies as much as possible.

We saw mine last night whilst dropping off supplies - we are acting as an Ocado mini distribution centre for our parents.

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Fvck. Going to do the shopping.
Suddenly becomes a trip with preparation of Glasto levels & mega stress.
Having to collect Sister in law, how carefully has she self isolated? Or her kids?
Pharmacy 1st. Repeat prescription system here now. Call Doctor they SMS a number you go e that # to the store collect the meds.
2m rule 1 In 1 out rule on place everywhere. This could take a while!

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Seems sellers of plastic windows have been busy. 3rdstore in a row now has a perspex screen hanging in front of till/check out operator.

MOST people behaving. I decontaminated my trolley. Wandered round 2m apart
1 git in mask no gloves pushes me & my trolley out the way. Me & person next to me give him WTF. He spouts dismissive body language.
I engaged in a coughing fit into my arm.
I think he may have shat himself.
Oh joy

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Queued for 40mins to get into Waitrose and found two idiots standing chatting and blocking the aisle. Luckily I have hay fever, couple of sneezes later aisle is clear, people avoid me, I finish my shopping in peace

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I’m going to have to stop going to the supermarket or I am going to end up stabbing someone in the face.

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1 woman, no gloves, picked up at least 6 Apples, looked at them, then put them back in the box. Another no gloved git in same shop squeezing the bread…
We hot our bread down the road where Lidl now bag it all before going on display.
Only shortages ? Freezer bags & gloves
In fact 1st time since moving here found Lamb Cutlets on an affordable promotion.
Getting the Mint Sauce out tomorrow! Result.

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Not going back for a long time.
Can manage from our local shops.

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Lovely spring day - open the windows to let some air and the absolute fucking cunt arsed wanker I have the misfortune to share a street with has lit a bonfire. What kind of dumb fuck simple minded twat faced bell end would do that?

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Unfortunately there are loads of them, our neighbour behind constantly has one of those chiminera things beltching out smoke, annoying when it’s the middle of a lovely day and you’ve got your washing out to dry…

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So, I’d decided to replenish my beer stocks and ordered a case of 20 beers from an online shop.

The case arrived today with 7 bottles within shortly followed by an email from the shop saying that there had been a feck up at the packing plant and I’d only been sent 7 beers!!

Did they say keep the beers and we’ll send you a replacement case of 20, did they fuck, have a 2/3 refund they say…now I’ve got to order some more…

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Now the colossal a-hole has got his fucking chainsaw out - I going to shove the bastard up his arris in a minute

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when you have finished with him can you pop over here and deal with the bellend that has been drilling all afternoon? I have beer…

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I think you may need a Life Coach CBS.
Clearly, you haven’t managed to
Allow the Ayatollah to have a tragic accident in a white van
Or moved on your accord

I need an uzi

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Someone with objects to burn. Possibly @Goatboy after being unable to access a pig farm.

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I walk over road the, init.

Was a bit worrying for a bit. The only fridge pack they had left was Bud, which says a lot about Bud.

One of the first signs of civilisation operating as normal was the Stella being restocked.

Anyway, the trip over what is normally a busy avenue is a bit easier.