Encouraging news chaps. Get to it!
Oh wow.
There’s a Full Moon.
It’s Yellow.
Super.
It’s called a ‘flower moon’ apparently.
I took a picture of it last night. Fortunately I colour corrected it in Photoshop so now it’s known as the White Moon.
I was actually looking for rusty post apocalyptic cutlery.
- Google image search did me up
- Fuck off I’m blind
I need a lay down. Equally thank fook nobody had a camera.
Just back from chasing an escaped chicken around the garden.
Me! A chicken herder FFS!
Little fvcker had more moves than Steve fvcking McQueen
Anyway after howls of laughter from Mrs P_F finally cornered the little bugger in the Wood Store.
I have now deferred to the professionals to get her from there back to the coop
Cvnt
I wish!
Kyle and Kevin together would be an unstoppable pair of bastards.
No Conflux cans in the store?
In the queue atB&Q
This is not going to fly when it starts raining
And that there, my friend, is the time that I will visit B&Q
So as I got to the front of the queue I looked around and saw that people were walking straight into the trade point counter
I then remembered the trade point card in my wallet
I may have sworn