šŸ“š The Sotonians Lockdown & Beyond Diaries

Monkey Tennis
2073

Are you positive?

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2074

Not sure, think Iā€™m on acid :slight_smile:

2075

I feel your pain.

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News today that there are actually more Women in the Polish Army than Men.

Which, anyone who has spent any time around Polish Women is, I can assure you, no surprise.
God help anyone who tries to invade this placeā€¦

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2076

A shocking thing to suggest.

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2077

I suffer from terminal poor taste.

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2078

Stop being so negative.

2079

I was going to upvolt his post but then it seemed in bad taste in the current climate

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2080

Thatā€™d be akin to assault and battery

:wink:

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2081

I think youā€™re underselling yourself. :neutral_face:

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2082

No, you donā€™t.

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2083

Owwwā€¦was it that obvious. :unamused:

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2084

I know my place. :frowning::grin:

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2085

I have been issued an LOI to get into EG so will probably be out of here early next week.

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2086

Shut the door on the way out

:wink:

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2087

I intend to and throw the key in the Channel so I cant get back in.

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2088

Thereā€™s going to be a significant downturn in the takings at your localā€¦

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2089

At least you wonā€™t have to turn the lights off.
Nobody can afford to turn them on

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2090

Dear. Constant Reader

You may recall back at the start of lockdown I was asked to do songwriting - in much the same way as Clarkson would go on to do farming

Anyway there was some mid year tweaking and today a minor rewrite and re-emphasis on one song.

Seems a publisher had seen potential but wanted a more positive mental health tone.

So now we are in even more uncharted territory song writing motivational shit.

Apparently my bullshit was brilliant, perfect, inspirational and the demo can now be recorded.

I am informed there may be sharable demos before the end of the month.

The world waits in sheer horror

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2091

Which one are you going to be, Benny or Bjorn?
Motivational you sayā€¦you can have this one for freeā€¦

I Have a Dream, a song to sing
To help me cope, with anything
If you see the wonder, of a fairy tale
You can take the future, even if you fail

I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
Iā€™ll cross the stream, I Have a Dream

I Have a Dream, a fantasy
To help me through, reality
And my destination, makes it worth the while
Pushinā€™ through the darkness, still another mile

I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
Iā€™ll cross the stream, I Have a Dream
Iā€™ll cross the stream, I Have a Dream

I Have a Dream, a song to sing
To help me cope, with anything
If you see the wonder, of a fairy tale
You can take the future, even if you fail

I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
Iā€™ll cross the stream, I Have a Dream
Iā€™ll cross the stream, I Have a Dream

Good luck. :lou_lol:

Havenā€™t thought of a chuneā€¦thatā€™ll be your bit.

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2092

Found the link to the demo.
You were close Litsl