Then you are a pathetic loser. A silverbacks fluffer. Your life will be servitude and your ambitions unfulfilled. HTH.
Tell them youâll have to make your own way to the festival (cue elaborate story) then swear blind you were there but couldnât find them.
This is what a real man does when he does not truly value the camaraderie with the other party.
Take loads of drugs - you wonât give a shit where youâre sleeping. Although you may wake up covered in shit. Hopefully just yours.
srs thoâ ⌠if itâs not your thing and youâll be out of your comfort zone, then youâll probably be doing them a favour by not going ⌠they wonât want to be having to look out for you when theyâre getting smashed.
imho ⌠The Stereophonics is more than enough reason not to go anyway
Again, what happens if youâve already accepted this?
This is clearly sound advice the only issue being I havenât taken any drugs in well over 15 years. The most likely outcome would be everyone else would wake up covered in my shit.
Almost responded but then thought better of it because I think youâre being âdryâ ⌠I admit I canât always tell with you SWDP
wtf upvoted because I like your style !!
Then do what Steve in the forest does. A real man does not concern himself with the problems of lesser people. Thus ends my contributions on this topic.
Itâs funny how, in the last 10-15 years, people have developed a need for elaborate, expensive stag doâs. Traditionally they were a pub crawl a couple of days before the wedding and everyone would want in.
I had two. One pub crawl, one fishing trip. Stag nights are generally a load of old bollocks.
Exactly steve. The weddings as well - a family member of mine got a helicopter to the reception after the wedding a couple of years back. Just fucking silly.
Take enough MDMA even the Stereophonics will sound good.
I let the wife take care of our wedding details. I had three stipulations: 1. A coach for everyone not staying at the venue so they didnât have to worry about getting there and getting back pissed. 2. Free bar. 3. Whole roasted pig.
Easily pleased me.
Iâll go in your stead.
I love meeting new people, and new people love meeting me.
Iâm one of lifeâs must see attractions.
I am the Alton Towers of human beings.
Just tell me where I need to be and when.
Two questionsâŚ
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Do I have to pretend to be you?
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Can you lend me ÂŁ300?
Yep a pub crawl and a curryâŚthatâs itâŚanything else is Hipster Bollocks.
Lol ⌠such profound wisdom to be shared with your students, as you prepare them for life in the big wide world
Itâs someone elseâs day.
Shut up and get over it.
Iâd rather you didnât pretend to be me and I wonât be lending you ÂŁ300. Also, the only thing I can recall about Alton Towers is the Smiler ride accident from a couple of years back.
Plenty of advice from the Sotonians very own agony aunts, Fats ⌠a helpful exercise ?