The Slightly Belated 2016 Sotonians Awards

The Slightly Belated 2016 Sotonians Awards
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#1

The time has come (at last) to gaze into our back-slapping navel and judge our peers.

It’s the 2016 awards!

This year’s categories have been vetted by a panel of senior* Sotonians and is presented to you as a Google form.

Each category has some suggested posters that might get your vote, but you are free to specify any poster for any category by typing their name in the field marked “Other”.

Follow this link to register your votes.

The votes will be collected, collated, analysed, changed to reflect my own personal views and the results will be presented to you…soon.

SMALL PRINT

None of your personal details will be collected, but you will probably need a Google account to vote. Anybody caught voting multiple times or buying other posters’ votes in the discussion below will be applauded for their ingenuity.

*senior = old


#2

with the resurrection of the Fat Club should this not be called the Slightly Bloated 2016 awards?


#3

Fuck,feeling fuckity fuck _ hard done by _ as I cant vote you caaant - as I stubbornly refuse to give google my details - every other cunting web bastards has 'em, but in my stuborn Hard done by refusal to accept the inevitable I will deny google to the last.

Cunts

Hard done by in Fife

PS, I suspect the cunting hard done by award is probably only worth a tight papped arse choco smeared bollocks measly 2 points so i will feel even more _ hard done by _ should I win than if I dont! Cunts!


#4

I had a sneak preview of the awards themselves… although our ribbons are naturally red and white


#5

Chutters, just create a Gmail account with a dodgy email address, login in, vote and then delete the email account.

And thanks for picking up the award “trophies”. Did you get them in Gold, Silver and Starfish Brown as we agreed?


#6

You wanted Gold and silver? I just picked up the standard pink and brown…


#7

By the way bletch, when is the ceremony? Need to order my posh frock and get waxed.


#8

I have cast my votes.


#9

Duty carried out.


#10

I do not understand the questions!


#11

We’ve been literally* unindated with votes.

I believe that the volume of interest may have caused Google’s servers to fail.

If you tried voting earlier and received the " The Sotonians 2016 Awards is just too popular at the moment, try back later." message, then please persevere.

Otherwise there is a real possibility that Barry might win MVP.

Your vote matters - remember June 23rd!

*Not literally.


#12

supermikey is upset as you missed him off the most valuable music contribution award nominations. I hope you’re proud of yourself.


#13

Who?


#14

How the fuck can I only be level in this award category?

I was hoping I might actually win one category.

One wag even suggested Stretch Armstrong.

Very childish.

If you aren’t going to take this seriously, I’ll just take the voting form down.


#15

KRG by a short head* at the moment in the music category.

*This does not mean that KRG has bribed the judging panel, cough, me, with a quick BJ.


#16

StickyWhiteDovePiss’s put down of pap has taken an early lead.


#17

Is it any co-incidence that the week Tiger announces his return to chat shit get banged with yours truly, my name (deservedly of course) appears more than Eric’s in the Annual Awards Listing?

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#18

Jack Schitt most missed at this stage…


#19

Originally posted by @saintbletch

How the fuck can I only be level in this award category?

was hoping I might actually win one category.

One wag even suggested Stretch Armstrong.

Very childish.

If you aren’t going to take this seriously, I’ll just take the voting form down.

Oh, very clever…

We don’t even have a moderator called “pap anti-stretch” (presumably a hilarious reference to the fact that pap didn’t grow like normal people do. No offence, papster).


#20

Don’t be upset, pet - at least you’re out front in the race for in the Coco the Clown Worst Matchday Outfit award. Others of us are enjoying a positively Putin-like 100% support, but I would never wish to brag.