The Slightly Belated 2016 Sotonians Awards

Didn’t know you liked Golf, Philip.

BTW, does banged mean something different in Dubai?

What happened the the worst Butler on site category ?

I am still waiting for my replacement Pelican.

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Bletch decided against including that category, as he was severely conflicted. On the one hand, he desperately wants to win an award and knows that he’d scoop that one; on the other, he knows he’d scoop that one.

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I live in Dubai. Nobody’s ever told me what it meant ANYWHERE tbh.

(Damn you should have had an award for the most use of words that nobody else understands)

So who else voted for themselves?

As far as i can see somebody else voted for Sfcsim as he had 2votes and everybody else including Sfcsim voted for themselves

Just you and about ten others looking at the scores.

Well assuming it rhymes with hanged and not with ranged…

No wonder Tiger’s game is totally banged.

Me thinks the “Other” category might have been an epic fail on Bletch’s part

Pah - what do you think I am - a fooking Politician? I’d NEVER vote for myself, I have SOME standards left.

No argument with the definition, but they’ve got the spelling of ‘Bletch’ wrong.

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Only in 2 awards and none where my name is an option!

Is none the right word to use when my name only appears as an option in one fricking award???

No, I get the detail of all the “Other” entries.

It just doesn’t show in the charts I’ve posted.

EDIT: That’s how I will be able to massage the final results.

Doesn’t this thread need to be stickified??

Well fuck you all, the lot of you, that includes Bletch as well…

You’re in good company.

0 is the way forward.

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S’allright Big Sulking Bob, £50 will see you win that category.

Good idea on the sticky post - done.

But, hold on a minute…

You got zero votes, but you HAVE voted, right?

If you voted and still have zero votes, then I’m talking to an idiot.

It’s fucking amateur hour here.

Don’t give your precious vote to someone else and then complain that you didn’t get any votes.

I mean, one poster who will (for the moment) remain nameless, appears to have voted for themselves in pretty much every category.

Well none you other cunts were going to vote for me

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Cough, ahem, it appears that the forum code that orders the posts on the first page doesn’t take into account the sticky status!

It’s marked as sticky but it keeps moving down the list as new posts are added.

If only we had a web developer category in the awards so that people could make the discontent known!

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Fucking hell, get Grant on the blower, he’ll sort it.

As soon as he’s back from some ‘England B’ friendly in Albania.

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