Big shout out to the cvnt who rattled the (locked) toilet door then switched the light off before stomping off cursing that someone was in the only cubicle.
Total darkness just as the 1st weight hit the water.
Ffs
…the hills are alive with the sound of Ronsons…
Boo.
Being kept in again tonight. Too much gunk leaking.
So be nice or I’ll post a pic of the wound.
Is the gunk like a huge zit being squeezed at constant pressure and rolling down the side of your face?
my sister would be in seventh heaven to see that sick person she is
Yep except via a tube into a plastic bottle strapped to my stomach
40ml night 1 30ml night 2 just under 20ml last night.
Needs to be 》1pml and can go home.
Tbh not too bothered about today as there is a funeral (Mums Brother) and stress and grief and nobody to collect me anyway
Yep, still in hospital is the perfect excuse to dodge a Catholic funeral in a foreign language.
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Yay 20Ml of gunk overnight so gonna have to stay ANOTHER night. Limit is 10ml
My suggestion that maybe giving me anti-coagants is making me leak. Its the process they said.
But they then did a blood test to check if Dr Phil is right.
Room to myself atm watched football & The Recruit, took meds went to loo at 10pm and they were wheeling a guy in on a chair who was literally spitting blood.
45 minutes of him throwing up painfully at the end then moans and screams as they patched him up rather spolit the mood. Looked like a DUI RTA
He’s in thr Wards verson of ICU Lite in a coma wigh a desperate looking partner sitting over him.
Poor sod must have hurt
Get out of jail gunk limit 10ml.
Amount leaked overnight 40ml.
So marooned here ANOTHER night.
Starting to get cabin fever. Mrs P_F has to be in office so supplies runinng low
Leak tube kept coming out so 2 t shirts ruined.
And you lot post beer drinking pictures.
Sigh
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Welcome to my world 
Holy fvcking shit they’re gpnna let me out today!
Drain removrd it is at the upper level but can be managed with anti inflammatories
Now for paper wirk prescriptions explanations all on Polish as nobody free to come get me until about 1pm
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Final day of incarceration
Since a strange poo on Friday morning that seemed to cleanse every last toxin out, i have felt bouncing and full of energy, everything is like Ultra HD 4K colour not dodgy stream shades.
Most weird.
Not so much as a Soda for 3 weeks now.
Im waking up early after 10 hour sleep and eating breakfast (needing tbh)
Over the weekend despite the energy levels, the scar area was saying stop moving and support your head, so pretty much sofa bound.
But today. Wow. 1st tkme in 12 years coming/living here, i walked to the Village Shop.
Stuck some shorts on, my Aussie Bush-hat to keep the sun off and 2.736 kms round trip after basically 12 days on my back.
Feel great. Woop whoop!
Bus at 0745 across town tomorrow then i take on the entire might of the Polish Health System - alone.
Trying to get past the gatekeepers to the surgical skills of Room 14 for 10am.
Then we just wait for the final test results and last 10 days of (this session) of Meds.
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Stitches are out.
I have news.
The Biopsy Test results are back, the Tumour was benign, it has been fully hacked out.
I am clear. No Cancer.
My scar is deep and the numb area is about 2.5 sq inches including most of my ear. That will improve.
Waiting for a camera down the nose to see why i have lost my voice.
Then can start looking for hiking boots for Rome
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One can hear the sigh of relief from Karaoke bars around the world…
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Cunt boss been on at me to work illigegally while sick.
Hasnt listened to anything, thinks its a tooth ache.
Just called me rsnting why i didnt call him to work tomorrow
Then rants he cannot hear me. Then calls me a cvnt for not talking to him.
Prick
Because we had a collection to make sure we couldn’t hear any more golf stories 
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Did we have enough to break his fingers as well so he cant type them?
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I bet the cunt buys you a “get well soon” gift when he realises, and it’s a stick of 200 Rothmans
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Nine more days of meds.
Not that im counting pr anything.
And nope, certainly have no plans for how i will celebrate my close shave.
Lidl?
Any ideas?
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