🚭 The @Polski_Filip Quit Smoking Support Thread

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Randomly.
Today is step nephew’s 1st communion
That is
A VERY BIG THING here.
Im suited & booted and csnt do up shirt collar/tie due to bump and am getting grief about it.
I repeatedly said need to go wont be able to park. Dont be stupid i was told
So Mrs P_F is in the churvhyard somewhere BiL is going round in circles screaming having dropped kids but not found any parking.

I I obviously found a parking spot and even a park benvh where i am close enough to “have tried” but can sit the ordeal out.

Luckiky the “after party” will ensure i dont have to watch Saints

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Nice spot

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Fucking good work Philip :saluting_face::saluting_face::saluting_face:

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Better last night wasn’t climbing the walls with no smokes OR booze.
Today back to hospital.
Go to 8th floor
Wait. Get given a piece of paper.
Go to 1st floor. Wait. Get given a different piece of paper.
Go to different building down to -1 floor wait. Meet Anestheologist - answer questions, he reads 11 pieces of paper. Get a signature & a stamp and another piece of paper.
Go to 1st floor to get out to another building. Wait. Get piece of paper.
Go to 8th floor, wait. Meet the Nurse, we have to be on site at 06:00 tomorrow, it’s an hour & 20 minutes from us, 1st bus won’t hack it, Taxis unreliable Bollocks.
Get another piece of paper. Go down to 1st floor, queue, get a piece of paper, go for ANOTHER Blood Test (seems they don’t believe my Blood Type is O+ (neither do I tbh)
Go to ANOTHER building, wait.
FINALLY meet the surgeon (I reckon she’d scrub up really well btw)
Tomorrow is “A diagnostic surgery” the data shows they should be Tumours and if so can be dealt with, equally Biopsies need to be sent for more detailed analysis so still some doubt.
Recovery time I asked naively. About one month :scream:
What are the timings asked Mrs P_F naively.
I’m the 2nd Surgery of the day, should start about 9am surgery SHOULD last about 4 hours.
Ouch - didn’t see that coming, so Mrs P_F has to get all across town with me at silly o’clock, wait until I’m under then has to find something to do for 6 hours before I will be able to(hopefully) see her.
Triffik.

I need a LARGE Scotch and a smoke. Obviously no alcohol allowed and dumped the last of the Tobacco in the trash days ago.

Oh and I have to shave my beard off - that’s my Lockdown souvenir FFS…

:crossed_fingers: :crossed_fingers: :crossed_fingers: :crossed_fingers: :crossed_fingers:

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Make it into a blanket for the refugees? :man_shrugging::wink:

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That medical joke is against the law these days…

Funny though

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Floor 1
05:58 wait. Get piece of oaper.
Floor 8 wait
Get bed, smock and a nil by mouth sign

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Damn i need a bacon sarnie right now and should have used after shave, non beard itches like hell

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You look 10 years younger, if that helps.

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You’re right. There’s a 60 year old if I ever saw one.

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I was trying to be nice :wink:

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Stop that! It doesn’t suit you. :face_with_diagonal_mouth:

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Im already in the shit for noticing how cute youngDocs smiled at me. Ffs.
Think Mrs P_F ordered extra pain

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A least
i woke up is it bedbath time yet?
Fuck it hurts but :crossed_fingers: pain means can feel face
Pee in bottle time again

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Fuck me that looks like Cromwell’s death mask…try a smile for the camera mate. :lou_lol:

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You auditioning for a remake of The Mummy?

You’ll need a few more bandages tbf.

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At this point meds had frozen anyyhing like that

News is now worn off and expected facial nerve inconvenience is WAY below expectations
Proper update tomorrow and hopefully biopsy still clear of nasties.

I need weed Chocolate brownies or gummies. This shit hurts

Maxed out on pain meds until bed time ffs

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I was thinking more Dengar from Empire Strikes Back.

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I know it’s not him but there’s a resemblance to Meatloaf in that pic.

Nor that I’m implying @Polski_Filip looks like Meatloaf, no siree!

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Sigh.
All good so far but there is too much gunk dripping into the drain they fitted to let me out today so another day in paradise.
Breakfast of bread roll honey an apple and some white soup thats going cold waiting for doc to let me eat.

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Luxury sheer luxury.

For breakfast I had burnt streaky bacon and a can of lemon Fanta (only cold drink available)

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Ah, the old “…soup for Michael Winner please, chef…” :+1::+1:

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Nom nom

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