The OFFICIAL 2022 @Chertsey-Saint Name Change Thread

Monkey Tennis
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There you go @WorzelScummage, perm 3 from 11, I’ll even let you add your own suggestion as well…

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Surely we are not the UK Gov so he can’t pick his own…

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He can pick his own, we get too choose what he ultimately finishes with, as long as you pay your fivers

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My top class suggestion didn’t even make the first pool of ideas … fuck ya.

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Sorry, missed that one

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it appears we have another one for the charity name change.

scotty

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I would like to formally announce that I now identify as a woman and henceforth wish to be addressed as Gladys.

@BTripz just change his for the lols

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Cunt. :rage::joy::joy:

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image

Here is his new avatar

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GLADYS

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I like WorzelScummage, Cuntry Saint and Country_Bumpkin_from_Dibden_Plumpton myself…

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Well, now nobody’s going to go and vote for any of them now then are they? :roll_eyes::joy:

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Well of course they are because that is what @WorzelScummage has chosen for you to choose from. So there.

Instructions tomorrow…

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But they’re the shit ones :man_shrugging:t3:

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grapes

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OK, so this is how it is going to work, @WorzelScummage has picked the following 3 names for his new forum moniker

  • WorzelScummage
  • Cuntry Saint
  • Country_Bumpkin_from_Dibden_Plumpton

Now all you have to do is visit @Goatboy’s just giving page and donate a blue folding sterling beer token (£5 for those in fo’rn parts), or multiples thereof, to vote for his name.

Remember to put the name you are voting for in the comments and your forum name if you want!

The name that receives the most monies by midnight Friday 11th March 2022 will become @WorzelScummage’s new name.

@Goatboy will be doing the counting as he is the only one that can see his page.

All clear? Have at it Sotonians and let’s help the kiddies.

2022-03-06T00:00:00Z → 2022-03-11T00:00:00Z

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I take it that everyone has voted, except maybe @PhilippineSaint? Is that because of offshore internet difficulties? If so PM me and we can sort something out…

For information what I can work out

  • CuntrySaint - 8
  • WorzelScummage - 10
  • Country_Bumpkin_from_Dibden_Plumpton - 1

And then there’s the 4 floating @WorzelScummage votes?

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I’m not buying votes, this should be down to democracy.

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Democracy?
Oh dear you’re fvcked then.

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Quite

We tried Soviet style communism until our authoritarian leaders got cold feet about the idiots taking over the asylum