We donāt seem to have a spot for yer āwhat in the actual fuckā jaw dropper that occasionally hoves into view. So when this bizarre tale rendered me speechless, I thought we ought to have one.
I do remember a similar case in the distant past where some lunatic advertised for a volunteer to provide a tasty supper of fresh-cut meat and two veg, and received an enthusiastic reply from another equally stable member of the community. I assumed that must have been a one off, but here we are again.
I have to admit Nottarf, were I to be faced with that horror show on retrieving their car keys from the bowl I might be tempted to amputate my own genitalia rather than go through with it. Dear God, what an absolute nightmare.
Yes indeed, it nearly put me off my breakfast. I did wonder if it was some kind of spoof article but I donāt think so, after all it is The Daily Echo, not Viz comic. Although, Elvis Sharps and Tracy Doncasterā¦!
