Best get this started now.
Office Xmas party from midday untill 11pm - going to be messy , so yes, Iāll be more than slightly pickled on Friday night
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Easy night for me - liver needs a rest before our party tomorrow
justa rum I think
Friendās birthday today, she has chosen a Thai restaurant for tonight, then on to Poole Quay afterwards, Mrs BTripz has said sheāll drive but weāll seeā¦
The next time I can get pickled is the weekend before Christmas 
Had a mental week.
Not had a moment to stop and think.
16 hour (take note @pap ) day on Monday that involved being kicked punched and sworn and spat at.
Stood in near silence at work for 5 hours on Tuesday then got pissed in Basingstoke in the evening.
Went off for an overnight stay at an activity centre with the school on Wednesday and got into an altercation with a parent.
Rode round at @fowllyd velodrome on Thursday (great fun) and then fell off (not such great fun) and have completely nixed my shoulder (the other one - for regular followers of The Tales of Bletchās Eggshell Shoulders).
At Waterloo at the moment recovering from a heavy Thursday night drinking session and a (very disappointing) gig with a mate.
Heading back down south for a visit to A&E and then out for the worksā Xmas do which is traditionally really messy.
So in case I donāt have chance to say it tonight.
Cunts.
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Dish the dirt on the gigā¦we need to be warned. 
Destroyer at Scala in Kings Cross.
My mate and I pick a night for an Xmas beer and then pick a random gig.
Usually serves us well. Saw The Seratones at The Lexington last year which was excellent.
This guy was talented alright but a little meh and the least charismatic performer Iāve seen since Early Doors blooded a new front man.
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Yepā¦been there. Saw The Doors and the lead singer was out of his head. 
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Well still fricken working and will be late as report deadline is today so no demon drink for meā¦
bolllocks
Guess itā been a quiet week out in reality. Iāe been knee drop in business and spending your VAT so missed most of it
But tonight me & LLS will destroy Krakow.with House of Beer & Vodka Bar top of the list.
This is gonna be huge we will be out until at least 9pm
What was it Mike Tyson once said?
āeverybody has a plan until they get punched in the faceā
My plan to have a quiet night lasted 5 minutes of walking through the door. The Ayatollah, bless her, gave me a beer and said we ar3 going to get a curry and then go listen to the band down the pub.
Feck.
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Shit week. Just necked a Hemingway daiquiri. Will be having several more.
Friends over for dinner tomorrow so will save the major cuntery for then.
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Well Iām expecting a long list of Sotonians to show Bletch some of the finer pointsā¦
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I appear to have moved on to the B-52ās.
I have left the work xo while I can still walk and type vaguely coherently (rying on autocorrect - or now as it may be)
Fuck, I hate work eve ts and most of the people there. Iām going home for some wine thatās drinkableā¦and better companyā¦oh, wait. 
Ha!!
Had 3 G&Ts and not even a teeny bit tipsy. Though caught up with a friend in the pub and time flew by so that was lovely.
That would be the part you paid for then. You really donāt need to.
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A lovely bottle of Merlot (tout seul), a cracking Thai menu and great company.
Followed by 2 pints of Pickled Partridge and a band doing 70s rock covers, what is there not to like??
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Cunts