I reckon most of you will have passed out by 9.
Now, whereās that West Indies Porter Iāve taken a liking toā¦?
V embarrassing.
Stranded at Shawford
Long story but drinking in.winch and needing to go back to Eastleigh.
Asked for.a coffee. To be told the coffee machine is nixed.
Asked for a tea but tea is also fucked.
You try and not get bollicksed and they reel you in.
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And I think Bletch is casualty number one this evening folks
Youāre not strandedā¦youāve got legs. The riverbank to Eastleigh is an easy walk.
Gotta torch?
Cunt.
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Might have been a little melodramatic as Iāve got a train at 857.
Done that walk more times than I care to remember.
Iām going.to let the train take.the strain.
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True though.
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No no no no
dont warm the cognac or serve it in a balloon glass. If you heat the spirit, all you get is a nose full of alcohol fumes.
Cognac should be served in a tulip glass and drank at room temperature so you can savour the favours.
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I only have the cheap stuff leftā¦waiting for the good stuff for Christmas.
I am not as drunk as my mate.
Who fell over in the pub.
I recommend drinking in pubs where its ok if your friends fall over.
I love theSouh Western.
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I am now!
Chin! chin!
That sounds racist these days doesnāt itā¦
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Look, the old timers on this site know that @saintbletch is simply setting us up for Sex In Public II, where he once again _accidentally _happens upon doggers on the tow-path, and runs off before the bloke can beat him up for surreptitious masturbation.
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Good man. Proud of you, an example to us all.
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I went to meet some friends in my local at West Derby at 3 pm forāa coupleā. Oh deary deary me, just staggered through the door,very much the worse for wear. Lurched down Deysbrook Lane, gave my shout of āUp The Saintsā as i walked past the Melwood gates as i do most days. It was a karaoke night, i must confess i possibly embarrassed myself with my drunken rendition of The Irish Rover, Pogues style. But everyone seemed to enjoy it judging by the howls of laughter, so thats the main thing isnt it. Nothing worse than some knobhead turning up on karaoke night, who has obviously been practising all week in front of the mirror, then puts in a pitch perfect version of Delilah. The occasion was my going away piss up, i fly out of Manchester Airport on Sunday morning at 09-45, which means i have to leave here at 05-15 am, not my favourite time of day. I am meeting my son in Bangkok, a few days there, then going to India where he spends a lot of time, Gorkana on the west coast which sounds lovely, nice unspoilt beach and off the tourist trail. Ten days, then i leave him there and come back to Thailand where i will be staying with an old friend from Ampfield who retired there many years ago. A few mutual friends coming over for Christmas/New Year so it should be fun. I am staying until the beginning of March, so hopefully when i get back in the UK the worst of the winter should be gone. Although i have an option to change my ticket cheaply so i shall be keeping my eye on the weather here, if it is still really cold in March i may well be tempted to stay until April. It would be rude not to! Wish me luck.
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Holy fuck @nottarf-krap you kept that quiet
we could have done a Sotonians multi-buy discount on flights if weād knownā¦
Enjoy but keep us updated!
Get an Air Asia flight to Manila / Clarke cheap as chips and see the Philipppines as well I have a spare room.
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So I guess @pap has to take over the shouting āUTSā at Melwood duties?
Have a good one and feel free to share photos and make us all green.
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I donāt work on Friday afternoons so can we have a ** Who is slightly pickled on a Friday afternoon**? thread?
Ouch.
Hmmm
I feel a Sotonians Xmas pre-match Bangkok pub thread coming onā¦
We hit town on 17th & 18th on way to Cambodia back in bkk 30th to 4th think thereā a game onā¦
Downvoted as youāre a waste of a good drunk.
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