Cunts
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
c’mon - once more for the kiddies
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Bletch’s way of saying he’s just looked in the mirror and seen 3 of himself…
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Hanging out of my arse this morning.
And a fair bit of this:
Mrs G only noticed last night that there are/were 16 bottles of rum in the house.
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Mrs Cobham Saint
Home from her Xmas do - absofuckingloutly trousered…
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lol. Mrs G not back from hers yet.
I’m going to bed and pretending to be asleep.
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Left work and walked to the cinema. Popped into dancing man and drank half a Pole axe ipa. Got to West quay, fucking freezing - mulled wine by the ice rink to warm up. A couple of beers in 5 guys with the family. Grab a beer and go into cinema to watch Star Wars. Another pint halfway through. Another afterwards. Now at home Avec le rum.
I’m slightly wankered, probably not posting on the proper thread. Milestones would probably be a better fit.
But, 23 years ago, today, I pulled ms pap. This led to a couple of kids, one already graduated, the other on the track, and the realisation that few these days actually achieve 23 years.
I tried to protest. I tried to point out we’d had a break. That we couldn’t exactly call it 23 years of unabridged continuity.
She wouldn’t have it, pointing out that even when we were apart,average time between boinks was about eight weeks.
“I was never a nynphomaniac”, the 42 year version of me lies
Congrats pap. But I’m concerned 23 years would lead you to the drinking thread. 
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Mrs C_S has gone back to bed…taking a bucket with her.
Bloody amateur Christmas drinkers
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A night out in Eastleigh with my brother this evening.
It’s been nice knowing you all.
When you get to the Station at 12:59am (1am curfew) mention my name.
That should see you kicked in the bollocks and thrown out.
PS don’t forget photo ID
Got your OAP discount then?
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In East London doing a walking tour of the scene of the Cable Street riots.
Wonderfully multi cultural nowadays but had a couple too many in the Blind Beggar on Whitechapel.
Ha hey.
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Cunt
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Are you overcompensating in the clothing department to assure passers by that no, you’re definitely not a fascist skinhead?
Is there a walking omelette on Cable Street right now?
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Swift one in the wagon works to limber up.
Not a euphemism.