Big or small? (head)
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
Don’t suppose you know anyone at Exeter who could give the nod on whether someone is going to get in?
Asking for a mate.
Obviously…
No, no I am not sligthly picked. I was meant to be having belated birthday Champagne. But instead we waited for a tardy plumber. Then apparently it got too late. Next friday…
All the universities get all the results for all students so someone who, say, is in charge of the databases would be able you get that sort of information…
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Why didn’t you have birthday champagne waiting for the plumber"
The “apparently” sounds a bit ominous . You didn’t go crazy ape-shit mental did you?
I know. Mrs C_S works at Birkbeck but is too ethical to ask the sort of questions I would …
Were you waiting expectantly for Robin Asquith to show up?
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Sorry, I forgot the “hint hint” bit at the end of that post.
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Mrs C_S is playing it by the book. My balls will be mashed if I do anything otherwise…
One game into the season and Mrs G has already told me to slow down. 
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I suggested that.
I feel I’ve remained quite calm really.
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Well it isn’t going to me tonight
I’ve got to have a blood test and the surgery said as I was working would I like to pop in on Saturday morning. Yes said I, thinking that not all GPs are bad (except when assessing bad backs). Anyway, just before I rang off, the receptionist pipes up, “oh, the test is a fasted test - you have to be nil by mouth for 14 hours prior”.
Bollocks 
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You can’t blame her for wanting more than 40 seconds of pleasure, Goat. 
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What, he did it twice?!!!
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Bad luck…but on the bright side you should still be UP for a suppository. 
I have just agreed that the wife and one child can accompany me to Malaysia
I must be fucking pissed
Basically I’m pissed and don’t give a fuck what the wife thinks
Shit I am fucked
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Close - this blood test is the prelude to my MOT. My vow that my arse will forever remain a one way street is about to come to a end. Fucking stupid place to put a prostate if you ask me.
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