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🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
This is why sensible people live in cities which have a terminal. After you pass out drunk on a train and, the guard pokes you awake at 2:30am and tells you to get off, you’re at least in the right city, a taxi ride away from salvation.
Not in fucking Bournemouth, facing four hours of kipping outside the station for the next train.
Good luck, Cobham. Where will you end up if you fall down?
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Sat on balcony. Sweating. Kids dancing like loons to stone roses. Slightly tipsy after pina coladas, mojitos g and t and beers. Us. Not kids.
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Started at 1230pm local
Work team brunch
Just finished 00:46 12 hours a player splaarf Bullfrogs
Think it costly spit £600 son spexensed for all even both us
Fucking bullfrogs
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You have to get up pretty early to beat me to a punchline, @areloa-grandee .
Did you honestly think you’d get onto rimming quicker than me? 
Train announcements one station behind.
Note to self…be careful
Hic.
… cool kids over 14 dont visit the depths of a ‘Nerdsville gaming’ thread that much…
Young adult#1 just picked me up from station.
Am obligated to drop her at the Spoons in Surbiton tomorrow at a time I should be punished…
I have the ketchup stain of shame on my shirt btw…
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Ha!
Drank like a champion last night
now found out that the Ayatollah has organised for our semi alcoholic mates to come round. The race to see if my hangover clears before the first beer is handed to me is well and truly on. I might lose this.
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Look up “hair of the dog”
Do not look up “seven signs that you might have liver damage”
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Large Glass of Riesling + Mug of Bovril (stock cube variety, is that normal?)
No. I believe this is normal.
Large glass of Riesling + Mug of Bovril (stock cube variety), is that normal?
Did you mix them? That’d be about as abnormal as you can get.
If yes, is it good? I’d be worried if you answer yes.
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Well they mixed in my stomach if that counts. The Bovril was too hot to drink so I drank the Riesling while I was waiting for the Bovril to cool. Sweet and savoury works fine. As always when drinking Bovril little bit worried compacted cow is going to reconstitute itself in my guts and chew its way out, but Its never happened to me before so i guess it rarely happens and I should be fine.
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You’ll be fine.
Until said cow decides, fuck being a herbivore, i’m out of here and getting fed on the way. Then you’re in serious trouble.
Lesson: Don’t risk Bovril, stick to alcohol. Add minced steak if you miss the flavour(your very own cocktail. A bovine brandy).
After last nights shenanigans am paying the price, sober and waiting for the text to go and pick up Young Adult #1 from a club in Kingston (Surrey, not Jamaica)
Sober at this time of day?? Ffs!!
Ah. This explains a lot.
So THIS is what happened to Saturday.
Fucking Bullfrogs
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Currently on my third G&T. My glass is almost as big as my head.
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It’s confirmation and clearing week at the University at which I work, consequently I am on call and have to be available to work at short notice.
I will be popping over my local to have a few jars after the footy,
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