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Yet you feel the need to say edge of West Derby, snob.

Triggered.

Facts are facts, me ol’ skip. It’s L12. L11 is on the other side of the road. Not only do I not have a problem with that, I also do most of my shopping there.

What’s wrong with Norris Green, Barry?

Someone was shot last night in Weat Derby, wasn’t you was it over your voice?

It’s a bad yard Pap that’s what wrong with it,

That was about a mile and a half away from my house. Down the Dovecot end of West Derby. Bit rougher there, la. You’d know that if you knew anything about the place.

They could hear your wailing from that far?

Made multiple bad (pint shaped) decisions tonight.

This is gonna be a long week

:lou_facepalm_2:

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We was drinking Vardys on sat night. Fkn disgusting. Dunno how that rat faced cunt does it every night, I was Sick As Dog.

Cunts

Golden Fleece by by bank.

wankered.

speak later on the train

:lou_lol:

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Where’s @intiniki . Am sure I asked for a date

:lou_wink_2:

A week ahead of the big bash

Sorry peeps

Mrs C_S has told me off already. Mr Wibbly won’t be hiding hs helmet tonight…

… not yet, but going to get mullered… Mrs CF has insisted I stay in tomorrow morning for the fucking visit from the cat rescue folks who are checking us out as suitbale fucking cat owners so we can get new kittens after the last mog went to the great litter tray in the sky a few weeks ago… which means I miss my bike ride in decent weather for once for some miserable crone, no doubt with a hairywart on her chin who will be thinking I am a fucking cat devient no matter what… so might as well be stinking of booze and have a fuckityhangcuntover to make it hit home… if I sound miserable and fucked off it is because I am.

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Are you ok @cobham-saint ?

i am drinking a bottle of Chilean Malbec after reading a BBC report saying that wine stops diabetes. As a fat man, I am keen on doing whatever I can to stave off diabetes, so I headed straight down to the Asdas to get a bottle of wine. I got a cake whilst I was there.

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I’m fucking tested. Brunch then Bullfrogs

Also mega angry dropped £400 quid behind the bar - works do - still not got to sing at karaoke…

Oh well will talk to South African cricket fans instrad

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I’m working Sunday, so tonight is officially the naughty night.

I’m going to sit in my own house, flitting between Sotonians, Kronie and RimWorld.

Rock and fucking roll.

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:lou_surprised:

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I like to flit around rimworld.

Maybe I will come to intniki’s party after all.

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Yip. What happens next?

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Mate. Am absofuckingloutely trollied. Am on the right train but may end up in Guildford with a fuck off uber fare home.

Need a wee

Layers…

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