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Polski_Filip · 11 July 2017 19:59

Bugger.

It’s only Tuesday.

And I got asked to sing a song at karaoke…

Yep that old classic by The Firm…

Star Trekking…

Gonna be a long week

Cobham-Saint · 14 July 2017 18:14

You pissed yet @steveintheforest ?

Intiniki · 14 July 2017 19:42

Me. 2 “candela” cocktails, a pineapple cocktail and I am off to now line my stomach.

Goatboy · 14 July 2017 19:44

Two gin and tonics (ok so they were nearly a pint each) and now off the the South Western to meet some mates. See y’all laters

pap · 14 July 2017 20:20

Lots of people had anniversaries this week.

It’s like the passing of @jack-schitt all over again.

However, we really did try to keep the boy here. Was impossible. JS clearly felt aggrieved at some of the comments, but the whole freedom of speech thing we try to uphold, and abundance of speculation in both his and everyone else’s posts.

I’d love to see Jack back, but all those year anniversaries is a good enough tribute for him if he never returns, even if few of them post.

Happy first Sotonians birthday, @steveintheforest . You’re a good chap. Cheers for all your contributions this year.

@cobham-saint , you’re a worm.

pap · 14 July 2017 20:21

Just joshing, @cobham-saint - much respect to you both. Like the mate you’re bigging up, you’re a credit to the site.

Cobham-Saint · 14 July 2017 20:41

Thanks for the glowing endorsement Pap. What was it, a family ticket to PapFest in September? The cheque is in the post.

EDIT: Shit, sorry, meant to PM you! Shit! Sorry! Shit!.. .

pap · 14 July 2017 20:47

Due to a spike in interest in seeing an individual performer fall on his arse at said event, these tickets will be hard to procure. I will get one for you.

Barry-Sanchez · 14 July 2017 21:14

I’m fucked you middle class age denying ticket taking of fun mid life crisis lets get a motorbike and relive something that we never had shite, enjoy mo fo’s.

Cobham-Saint · 14 July 2017 21:22

And a very good evening to you too Barry

Goatboy · 14 July 2017 23:16

I is a bit tipsy.

Cobham-Saint · 14 July 2017 23:42

Ahem, and you can still type?

Goatboy · 14 July 2017 23:44

Yep! Unfortunately I’m of the age where going to the pub and chatting to mates sobers me up.

However I have booze at home

Cobham-Saint · 14 July 2017 23:48

Same here.

Cobham-Saint · 14 July 2017 23:48

But on the otherhand

Goatboy · 14 July 2017 23:56

The Mrs is happy because I’m home and fairly sober. This means I now have a couple of hours where she sleeps ok and I can get fucked. Then she’ll wake up and nag me for being pissed and up late.

Barry-Sanchez · 15 July 2017 05:17

This is my life.

pap · 15 July 2017 07:45

Had some Thatcher’s Gold.

Practiced some songs. It’s a good job that I live next to a pub which does live music.

Cover.

Barry-Sanchez · 15 July 2017 07:49

The live music in Norris Green is a combination of gun fire, sirens and quad bikes…

pap · 15 July 2017 08:10

I know, Barry.

It’s on the other side of my street. We are literally on the edge of West Derby.

And yet somehow, feels more liberating than living in say, a wife’s pocket in Cressington.

Still, there’s that much vaunted transfer to Halton (centre of the known universe, provided your known universe consists of Halton). I’ve got contacts at Finch Farm and Woolton estate agents that know it is happening.