btw how did I manage to get a cold in summer ffs!!
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
More to the point, who drinks sherry unless they’re a little old lady ffs 
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Sherry = any drink that is not my usual manly cool smooth sipping lager…
To be fair a little old lady could kick ten barrels of shit out of me and I wouldn’t care
You too? Hardly left the house in 5 days. Slept most of the day.
I am here in the land of the inebriated, the still standing and the half past two.
Forgive bletch. He doesn’t know this world exists.
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I’ve had a day at the races. I’m completely battered.
I have mainly been sleeping today. Excessive alcohol consumption makes me tired and brain dead for 2 days afterwards.
Jesus christ I feel about 83 today.
Top weekend camping for Mrs G’s 50th. 28 adults and 23 kids.
We appear to have returned home with more booze than we went with. Result.
Drinking rum from the bottle in a field with a load of pissed mates is neither big nor clever.
A right laugh though. I am a little sunburnt and my liver is screaming.
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Went to a wedding with a free bar last night. I have only just woken up 
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Good night last night at the Alex. Foo Fighters tribute band, a lot of old school friends from primary and secondary. The class of '91 not only sticks together. We’ll also admit those snivelling oiks from the lower years 
I had ms pap in tow for a rare change. This was nice, as ms pap is very personable and kind. It is also quite annoying come the end of the night, as trying to extract ms pap from any place where there are people she knows is like pulling cotton wool through velcro. She sticks to everything.
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Is it Friday yet as I am going to get bloody pissed
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Hell yeah.
Welcome drinks for new joiner & leaving drinks for a leaver.
Left early to get the clinking carrier bag of shame on early train so Mrs C_S can have a couple of bevvies.
Off to Cape Verde for as much all inclusive drink and food as poss - that’s what we do if from the UK right? Want to fit in…
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Was SWDP with you at this event? Would you know if he was?
Must have been as I missed the @fatso man love thread.
Me and Teenage Mutant have escaped the all inclusive compound and currently sitting in a beachfront bar drinking proper beer (note: Do not drink Strella if it is ever offered to you - tastes like wet cardboard drunk from a metal dustbin) - after watching the local fishermen unloading yellow fin tuna and the women gutting them. Then blokes taking them to their cars in wheelbarrows - The boots were lined with tarpaulin, which made me think of @goatboy for some reason…
Mrs C_S and Young Adult won’t be pleased when we return suitably trousered and with inappropriate tattoos, diseases, wives (del as applicable)
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I was slightly pickled on a Friday night and was bothering Europeans.
My mate was impressed with how scared they looked
Did you tell them you voted Leave?
Probably.
were you chanting “get back to your own country!” in their faces?
No, they were Catalan. It would have been confusing.
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I have been pickled since Friday night. Trying to push through til next Friday.
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