🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

Monkey Tennis
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Shouldn’t this be on the sausage thread?

862

I feel a bit hungover. I ate a whole tin of Heinz spaghetti earlier. It was shit. I don’t know why we even had it in the house. I’d like to go to sleep now. Is it bedtime?

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863

Yeah go and have a little nap. Or some more alcohol.

864

Quiet one tonight - off to Brizzle tomorrow to get shit faced - apparently I have to go on a brewery tour and the crawl round various craft beer pubs, rounding off the day scoffing tapas.

Life is a struggle

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865

I was helping pick up an old chap who’d fallen over in the Aldi car park in Romsey this lunchtime. He was alright…I said to him, “That’s the trouble with drinking in the morning”

“What?” he said.

“Falling over in the afternoon”

“You’d think I’d know better by now” he replied.

:lou_lol:

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866

You can’t hear it, but that was the sound of the first can of smooth, chilled, sipping lager being cracked open…nice.

Feet up and relax…

:lou_lol:

867

Ahh fuck it. I’m sure a cheeky bottle of gigondas wont hurt.

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868

Just the one large Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva for me. 10k on Sunday and Monday off so saving myself.

869

Thank fuck for that, I’m not the only lager drinker on a forum full of pipe and slippers ale drinkers (and @saintbletch )

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870

San Miguel is technically lager

because i can rarely get anything else :lou_sad:

871

You have been judged

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872

Just woke up after the San Mig and Chilli Garlic festival

have a mouth that smells worse than a Turkish madam’s, tart’s twat.

873

lol … as beveragism rears it ugly head !!

… best keep schtum about my preference for Yorkshire Tea or it’ll be ‘Wars of the Roses 2’ once Pap and Baz pile in

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874

One g&t (posh one) and a bottle of white wine down and now using the night tube for the first time. I am acing this London stuff. Been in a super house with a “iceberg” basement hanging out with some city type who was alright.

I don’t feel particularly drunk. @pap may say that’s because I don’t really get drunk.

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875

Good on ya gal, I haven’t a clue what an iceberg basement is but I’m assuming it wasn’t just cold.

876

They’re the ones dug deep under a house which may impact on houses next door. Proper nice house though. Liked their dog more.

The night tube is a little quiet. Even the girl puking into a large clear plastic bag next to us did it as discreetly as she could with a mate being kind to her.

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877

Ah, ‘iceberg’ … as much below as above … got it !

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878

I was slightly ill yesterday. Slept for most of it. No alcohol was consumed last night.

879

I can’t remember seeing you do anything particularly stupid when you’re drunk.

You are in some of my favourite drunken stories. One of my faves is when @stuski got your then boyfriend bunged out of Kaos with drunken judo insults.

880

I don’t really remember this. Probably my fave tale is when I got hit by a speeding onion on Bevois Valley Road one night walking home with Stuski.

I am slightly suffering this morning.