Right I have finished of the crate of San Mig from last night
What am I to do now
Local rum not bad
local Vodka ok to get drunk on
Foreign Vodka can be drunk neat
JD that the daughter left behind.?
Not forgetting I have a speech to write tomorrow.
Iāve started to think that @saintbletch 's false advertising is in fact false advertising, designed to throw ms bletch off the scent. When I think back to one of Sotoniansā most popular early threads, I canāt help thinking that Brewdogging is just code for dogging, and that the two terms are interchangeable, leaving ms bletch in the unfortunate position of cheerfully saying:-
āGoing ādogginā again, dear? Well donāt drink too muchā
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Weād already met up beforehand. Your then fella didnāt like Stu, so you two ended up doing the offs.
We saw you again in Kaos. Stu went up to him, smiled sweetly, called him a dickhead, and then your mush kicked off. Bouncers clocked him going for Stu and ejected him. You werenāt actually thrown out but exercised present boyfriend loyalty.
1996-97. Tāwas the year we lived in Bitterne Park.
Havenāt thrown up in ages, but remedied that on Saturday night - horrible Frontier beer / red wine mix that played havoc with my guts and got me into a bit of trouble after laying on Friday nights consumption, which obviously hadnāt fully worked through.
Fucking lightweight. 
Welcome to my world.
We should go out drinking Numpty, itād be a good experience to drink someone under the table.
Had myself a couple of these on Friday night, and then a couple moreā¦
No problem Bletch. Should take all of 45 minutes.
Bottle of Lustau Fino En Rama to go with our chorizo mussels and paella.
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Some cans of Stella sitting in a tent near Corfe Castle.
Fucking rock and roll.
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Enough ordinary ale (3 pints) in The Dolphin to leave Belch unsure as to whether he was in a tent, or wearing it.
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Moved on to a nice lemony Australian Riesling
Started drinking at Auntie Lenās funeral at half ten this morning.
She survived TB via Great Ormond Street and the charmingly named ācripples homeā in Alton. Hitlerās bombs couldnāt stop her nor being widowed in 1983. New hip 7 years ago barely caused a ripple. Half a Guinness a night kept her going.
RIP Leonora Florence Cook 1913-2017.
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6 pints yesterday.
4 pints at lunch today.
A couple of cheeky glasses of wine tonight.
All in preparation for the Farnham Beerex tomorrow
I think Iām pretty match fit for the kick-off in the William Cobbett at 10.30am before the main event.
I shall mostly be resting on Sundayā¦
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Bit of a crap night as I was the last & first posterā¦
Shit time at soton general. Mum in with what turns out to be a couple of blood clots on her lungs.,caught in time. Fingers crossed all will be ok.
back at folks now and having a shandy.
Iām learning. Donāt get really oldā¦
Hope Sheās ok CS.
Sorry to hear that Cob, itās one thing after another for you lately. Keep smilinā mate.
Getting old is shit. A lifetime of knowledge in a body no longer fit for purpose ā¦ fucking typical. Must be frustrating as hell.
I blame Les Reed
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Saturday night bottle of wine washed down with whiskeys. Lovely dinner cooked, LBGT watched, real Madrid watched and a bounty for pudding
Was it a deep fried bounty? with custard ā¦
you have disappointed me