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🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
You might want to stop posting until you sober up anyway, given that you’ve already offered the entire forum an open invitation to your house, complete with chauffeur from the airport. Another couple of pints and you’ll be signing away your missus as well. 
She is yours
That’s why he’s now on his 9th Guinness…
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I have the Easter weekend to get through in a very Catholic country it is not going to be fun.
Totally.
5kg of village hand made Kielbasa & 3kg of Boczek (Bacon) collected, 48 eggs for the baking, a Turkey Breast to roast, cold cuts ordered, Herring salad being made, old fridge in shed has been cleaned and is chilling down ready.
3 cemeteries to visit.
And MiL to collect from hispital after elbow surgery.
Thank fvck I have done this before and bought my booze stock last week.
This week they take Lent seriously
So I have orange sticker Lidl Pizza home bake for dinner
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Are you Burke, or Hare?
He doesn’t dig them up, he buries them in his allotment.
On a wine tasting tour in Mallorca - started at 11.30
5 whites later they serve a blue wine, then a couple more white before they roll out the reds
This dinner reservation is looking challenging to manage
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Blue?
Yep - I shit you not
The winemaker made it as a joke for a private party and it’s become a bit of a thing
Uses jasmine flowers and apricot buds to create the colour and then mixes it with a white wine
Think intergalactic gargle blaster and you are close
Pangalactic
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Nerd.
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For sure
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Naa, Blue Nun.
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Sacré Bleurgh.
I thought you’d have learned your lesson.